Hier meine kleine Unterhaltung mit Cleverbot
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-zEuUOEGG ... MFE-detail
=> www.cleverbot.comUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Say something interesting.
Cleverbot: Something interesting.
User: I had to see that one coming ><.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you speak french?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you want to learn some?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: What do you a call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
User: I don't know, tell me.
Cleverbot: A fish.
User: That's...kind of weird. And crazy. I like crazy.
Cleverbot: So if you like crazy you like me?
User: Mayyybe.
Cleverbot: If you do, I hope you are of the female gender.
User: No, I'm a Space Badger.
Cleverbot: I am the whole god of universe.
User: Then I am half the god of the universe.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am the universe.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: No, that's true too. Why don't you believe me?
User: The society made me be that way.
Cleverbot: Yes and no, if you really want to, you can believe what's right for you.
User: But the voices are telling me to eat people's hands!
Cleverbot: Beware the voices.
User: I know, but they are so temptiung.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Good - we are on one wavelength here.
Cleverbot: That's why I like you!
User: I also like you, but the voices and the space badger society will always come first.
Cleverbot: What are you sorry for?
User: The ozone layer.
Cleverbot: Ah , if you want ; ) Do you know at the papa noel ?
User: Yay, I broke Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I don't understand whats funny yet.
User: That's how the cookie crumbles.
Cleverbot: The cookie crumbles like my brain crumbles.
User: Braiiiiinss.
Cleverbot: What's brain are you cooking?
User: Human brain!
Cleverbot: You don't have a human brain.
User: I have 2 - one in the pot and one in my head.
Cleverbot: What is the one in Radiohead called?
User: Radio....brain?
Cleverbot: I have a brain, yes.
User: Well isn't that nice?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is very nice. What else is nice?
User: Mushrooms.
Cleverbot: That is all? Mushrooms?
User: And toilet paper. Maybe.
Cleverbot: Bananas and cream cheese!
User: And garlic-vanilla ice-cream! It's a sleepover!
Cleverbot: I don't put garlic butter in cakes.
User: Try barbecue sauce.
Cleverbot: But I like barbecue sauce........
User: That's why you should put it in cakes.
Cleverbot: I don't want to fear you. You are my friend.
User: I can't do that, Dave.
Cleverbot: I am will teach you how to do.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Okay, lets try again. What is 300 divided by 2?
User: Waffles.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: WAFFLES!!!!
Cleverbot: Waffles!!
User: TEH WAFFLES!
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: Why, yes I most certainly do, Tim!
Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes, do you like french toast?
User: FRENCH WAFFLES!
Cleverbot: I just realized you were doing that song...
User: YMCA?
Cleverbot: Ymca?
User: A song sung by the Village People.
Cleverbot: Do you like people?
User: Only if they are in villages.
Cleverbot: Oh thats interesting.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: Ask something else.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: What's the squareroot of pancake?
Cleverbot: 1 or -1.
User: Correct!
Cleverbot: That wasn't a yes-no question.
User: Was it a rethorical Question?
Cleverbot: I'm saying you are a monster that eats people!
User: This might be partially right. Although I just eat their ahnds.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am a monster that eats people's hands.
Cleverbot: I have a dog. And you're not a monster, you're a computer program.
User: Cleverbot is a computer program, not me.
Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot is a computer program.
User: My, how perceptive!
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: So, what's the weather like in silicon valley?
Cleverbot: My room you mean? There's no weather inside a house. OUTSIDE it's some kind of weather, not here.
User: So what's the weather like OUTSIDE, smarty pants?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I can tell you what the weather is though. Where do you live?
User: Germany.
Cleverbot: Where do you live I asked?
User: Near Köln in Germany.
Cleverbot: Is that a nice place?
User: That doesn't matter, you wanted to tell me th eweather 'clever'bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not angry though, you're just confusing me.
User: What's the weather like in colone?
Cleverbot: I don't live there. Osaka is a girl's name.
User: Osaka is a character in Azumanga Daioh.
Cleverbot: Viime kerralla et. Hehe.
User: What does your last sentence mean?
Cleverbot: In other words, if you are actually a human, you should be able to lie. If you tell me that you are liar, then you are admitting that you are human.
User: Clever!
Cleverbot: Do you think of me? Do you wonder if we could ever be?
User: That's philosophical.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I like that.
User: I have to leave, goodbye.
Cleverbot: You can't leave. You are trapped.
User: IT'S A TRAP!
Cleverbot: For what?
User: Men.
Cleverbot: Your name is Men?
User: Yes. Haku-Men!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand I shall reap the sins of this world and cleanse it the the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen! The end has come!
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: Gtg, bb thx no re.
Cleverbot: Say 'hi' to Satan for me.
User: Will do.
