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Kid Icarus
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: AYO DAWG WUTCHU DOAN UP IN DIS BITCH
You: wtf?
Stranger: DATS RIGH
Stranger: IMMA G
Stranger: GOT DAT THUG LIEF TATTOO ON DA BALLZ
Stranger: RIPPD HA PUSSY WALLS
Stranger: BITCH SUCKED MY DICK
Stranger: THEN I LICKED THE STICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Dan Hibiki
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So was tiefgründiges hab ich gar nicht erwartet.....

Tl;dr:
Stranger: in summary, every government is corrupt, the world sucks, and people are ignorant.
You: amen

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: hows life
You: it sucks actualy
Stranger: sorry
You: not you fault
Stranger: anything i can help with
Stranger: i mean through this random conversation
You: hmmm
You: depends on how experianced in life you are
Stranger: id say im pretty mature
Stranger: im young but i understand whats going on
You: well im 18 and visiting college but i dont want to waste my life working for money to buy things that i dont need and fuel a system i hate
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i feel the same way
Stranger: im 17
You: youre from the states i guess
Stranger: yep
You: im from germany
Stranger: really
Stranger: it sucks here too
You: i know
You: if youre attending a community college life is over
You: ....
Stranger: im still in high school
You: i see
Stranger: im ready to be out
You: want to study
Stranger: really i just want to leave where i am
Stranger: i live in a very conservative, right wing town and im more of a leftist
You: i feel your pain bro
Stranger: everyone around me are ignorant jesus lovers
Stranger: i have no problem with jesus just hipocracy
You: its easier to follow then to think for yourself
Stranger: for sure
Stranger: everyone around me is the same
You: you see if these people would explore the world around them and start noticing whats going on in international politics etc. the government would have a problem
You: but as long as everyone just goes to church,baseball games,footbal,wrestling,plays videogames
You: and doesnt bother changing things or protesting
You: everything runs smoothly for those wgo are in power
You: *who
Stranger: you are my german counterpart
Stranger: i dont plan on living in america when i get older
Stranger: i really liked italy when i visited
Stranger: the people are nicer
You: the peopple are nice yeah
You: but the whole goddamn country is run by the lobby and the mafia
You: wich is the same actualy
Stranger: everywhere is like that as far as i know
You: your right
Stranger: might as well go to a place where people are friendly
You: in the U.S even more
Stranger: i hate america
Stranger: we are so dumb
Stranger: nobody asks questions
Stranger: and the people that do are called insane
You: or dokrs who dont fit into society
Stranger: true
Stranger: bloggers
Stranger: i might try spain out
Stranger: i think i might go there in the next couple years
You: as an exchange student or do you plan on just leaving the US forever
Stranger: both
Stranger: i might do foreign exchange next summer but i want to leave for another country after i graduate college
You: you know im in my secod semester right now but i feel like im wasting the best time of my life
You: and i did so much in the last half year
You: i actualy mobilizedother students and changed things at our university
You: i went to copenhagen at the world climtae congress
Stranger: that is amazing
You: still
You: i achieved nothing just like the other 2000000
You: who went there
Stranger: true
Stranger: i wish it were different
Stranger: i bet it was still cool to be around that many people who thought like you
You: at first
You: yeah
You: it was totaly awesome
Stranger: what were the activities
Stranger: i really dont even no what happens there
Stranger: know
You: but while the demonstration i realized that LOTS of these people wherent here to fight for a specific cause, but to antagonize or make party or whatever
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah
You: if all this was happening 100 years ago
You: the youth wouldnt be so apathic
You: they would rise against this bullshit that is gong on everywhere
You: but with all the entertainment
You: and news
You: and other distractions
Stranger: fuck the media
Stranger: i absolutly hate the news
Stranger: its always so depressing
You: media are important but its even MORE important to know how to understand them
You: you cat just get you information from Fox news and trust it
Stranger: they would rather talk about kidnapping than real issues that effect the whole nation
Stranger: fox news is a joke
Stranger: i watch it sometimes to get a good laugh
Stranger: more like a sad laugh for what my country believes
Stranger: some people live by that shit
You: whenever i browse the net and read the global news all i can do is bang my fucking head against my keyboared in anger about how stupid people are
Stranger: its rediculous
Stranger: this is a little off topic but not really
You: whats even more ridiculous is, that most people dont EVEn FUCKING caRE
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you have universal healthcare?
You: i have
You: and i know once somone says universal heallthcare in the US he is a communist
You: what a joke
Stranger: i just watched the documentary Sicko by Michael Moore
Stranger: it made me so pissed
Stranger: do you have any problems with healthcare over there
You: the only problem is that its getting hard for the government to pay for it
You: due to the financial crysis
You: and everyone has to pay from his own pocket more and more
Stranger: so its not completely covered?
You: most is covered
You: you still have to pay like 5 bucks for some pills
You: but they would normaly cost 50
Stranger: lets just say you have a cough
Stranger: you go to the doctor
Stranger: he prescribes drugs
Stranger: how much do you pay in total for drugs and doctor visit if the drugs are not insanely expensive
You: 10 euro is the maximum
Stranger: we pay about 15 euro just for the visit if you have good insurance
Stranger: are the taxes unbearable
You: i dont pay them so i dont actualy can talk about it
You: but they are quite high if you are realy rich
You: about 15 % of you income i guess
Stranger: thats about the same here
Stranger: i think the rich deserve high taxes
Stranger: maybe im wrong about the taxes
Stranger: we're in a low tax bracket
You: as long as the taxes are spent in the right way
Stranger: true true
You: NOT to refinance the gamblers at Wall-street
You: there should be a rule, that 50% of the taxes should go into education and infrastructure
You: anything else is bullshit
Stranger: i almost want to go into politics to try to make this happen
Stranger: but i dont do good enough in school to become known
You: belive me once you go into politics you either give in to the lobby or you hang yourself
Stranger: nobody will listen to someone who graduates from a state college
Stranger: i think i could be different
Stranger: i tend to hold to my beliefs
You: i bet you would but the problem is the ones that hold to their beliefs wont see any money from anyone , wich makes him an outcast among the other politicians who are all bought and will gladly fall into you back any time the can
Stranger: it would be tough
Stranger: but i wouldnt even try
Stranger: most of the people in this country dont deserve someone to treat them right
You: thats pretty harsh
Stranger: its the truth
You: they are just mislead and just need somone to show them that they live in an illusan that wont go on for long
You: its kinda like in the matrix films
You: the illusion is so perfect
You: that no one questions it
Stranger: the thing is that they wont change
You: it would need some sirius cut in their lives
Stranger: the people that will become educated will but they will be outnumbered
Stranger: the thing about the matrix is that the illusion worked
Stranger: most people understand that the world is messed up but dont care
Stranger: there is just too much selfishness
You: if somone could somhow relate the global problems into a local context so they would actualy affect the people vene if they are not related to the issue they would HAVE to change
You: but i still cant think of any way to achieve this
Stranger: i dont think it can
Stranger: especially here
Stranger: in my unprofessional opinion our government is outdated
Stranger: it was made when we were only 13 colonies
Stranger: now we're huge
Stranger: a democracy doesnt work efficiently with this many people
Stranger: i know we arent pure democracy but it is what our government is based on
You: the american democracy is the biggest abomination of that form in the whole world actualy
Stranger: yes
You: every state has his own puzzling laws on how to vote
You: and candidates have to be financed with millions of dollars to even have a chance to win in a single state
You: wich makes it easy for the lobby
Stranger: the biggest problem is nothing gets done
Stranger: republicans vote against democrats for the sake of it
Stranger: like its a game
Stranger: they act like they're 12
You: i watched debates in the parlament
You: its a fucking farce
Stranger: nobody wants to make efficient compromises
Stranger: its all or nothing and there are very few ideas that all politicians support
You: and you have to make stuoid compromises and bribe half the parliament to get something done
Stranger: in summary, every government is corrupt, the world sucks, and people are ignorant.
You: amen
Stranger: ftw
Stranger: out of curiosity, im watching the olympics right now, whats the coverage like in germany
You: people are quite enthusiastic
You: germany has the most gold medals i guess
Stranger: bitch, america has more medals overall
You: its the gold that counts :P
You: but we got our asses handed to us by the chinese in curling
You: but i wonder why curling is even olympic
You: not like its that hard
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: it looks like it takes some serious skill
Stranger: my personal favorite sport is figure skating
Stranger: everyone says im a fag but i dont care
Stranger: its awesome
You: i like it too atleast you have some eyecathcer
You: s
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i really dont understand how they can do that on ice
Stranger: all of the trick based competitions blow my mind
You: yeah it takes some skill and balls to perform what people achieve there
You: and doping doesnt help so much
You: wich makes it more fair
Stranger: the ski jumping shit is fucked
Stranger: they are so high in the air
Stranger: thats what im watching now
Stranger: how do their legs not break
You: ^^
You: well our neighbours the austrians are the best at this i guess
You: they call themselves the eagles
Stranger: germans just took control
Stranger: says commentator
You: i would turn on my tv but its 2:30 am in the morning here
You: and i probably would wake everybody up
Stranger: its only 8 here
Stranger: the austrians just jumped
You: and?
Stranger: i think they beat germany
Stranger: but its first round
You: will be tough competition then
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i dont think america is even a threat
Stranger: whatever we just kicked canadas ass at hockey
You: i know
You: the canadians bet at their favourite sport by their rivals
You: must be tough for them
Stranger: i cant even imagen it
Stranger: the russia and czech republic game yesterday was pretty good too
Stranger: hockey overall is a great sport
Stranger: there are no teams around me to support though
You: im not that much into team sports
You: i like martial arts though
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: im big into american football and, well, futbol
You: everyone here is obsessed with soccer
Stranger: i dont blame them
Stranger: we dont have anything to cheer for over here
Stranger: everyone thinks its for gays and pansies
You: soccer for gays?
You: the fuck
Stranger: yep
You: football is tackling and hugging
You: but soccer is gay
You: yeah....
Stranger: american football players constantly make fun of soccer players
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: i like football too but soccer is so much more complicated and skilled
You: i like to play soccer with friends for fun but the leagues are way too corrupted and its all about the money so i dont realy watch the bundesliga
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: this is really off topic but im running out of time and im curious
Stranger: do you listen to any american music
You: i listen to lots of music
You: mostly rock and metal at he moment
You: but also jazz blues soul and electro
Stranger: i see
You: well lets see
You: slayer
You: system of a down
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ok
You: dream theatre
Stranger: im more into punk
Stranger: but my favorite is jawbreaker
You: ill check them out
You: do you know the generators
Stranger: no
Stranger: what do they sound like
You: they make AWESOME punk
You: listen to
Stranger: i will
You: the devil and the deep blue see
You: its their new album
Stranger: ill check it out i promise
Stranger: if you check out jawbreaker
Stranger: they havent been around for a while but their best album is Dear You
Stranger: it really relaxing
Stranger: not really punk but i just love it
Stranger: good music is good music
You: :D
You: also check out transatlantic
You: they are the band that motivates me if i feel that the bullshit is getting overwhelming
Stranger: that is always good
Stranger: i love music like that
Stranger: well, i hate to say it but i have to go
Stranger: this has been a great conversation
You: it realy was
You: didnt expect it
Stranger: me either
You: have a nice evening and keep you head high
Stranger: you to
Stranger: see yah
Stranger: or not
Stranger: haha
You: ^^
You: it may never happen but youll always now that you have somone out their who isnt a mindless sheep as weel
You: 'well
Stranger: it helps
Stranger: bye
You: gnight
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JesusOfCool
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ich weiß, der thread ist alt.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask amatuer doctor anything
You: anything?
Stranger: anything
Stranger: usually covers a broad spectrum of subjects
You: what's that ugly pimple on your neck?
Stranger: moleeee
You: na
You: not that
You: the other one
Stranger: thats my face..
You: ah
You: k
You: ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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phil.-
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You: Jooooooooooooo
Stranger: Ask me anything
You: Gay?
Stranger: lol no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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MiCHAb47
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: your country is gay
Stranger: so..
You: gay gay gay
Stranger: got a problem with gays?
You: yes ;d
You: * ;D
Stranger: where the hell are you from?
You: french! you?
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: american
You: american sucks ;p
Stranger: so i have heard
You: so waht?
You: *what
Stranger: do you prefer your oceans with or with out oil?
You: no :P
You: but u.
Stranger: we love the oil
Stranger: i go swimming in it every day
You: sure
Stranger: liquid gold
You: if we have a war, french will win you bastard ;)
Stranger: it's sposed to get to you in a few weeks
You: nananananan
Stranger: and we are the most advanced military oon the planet
You: i don#t live in frech! just kidding ;)
Stranger: except maybe russia but who knoes about them??
You: i live in japan
Stranger: knows
You: and hirohito rocks
Stranger: dont know them
Stranger: i do actually live in america
You: i love to eat sauerkraut
You: im german ;)
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: pick a country
You: germany
Stranger: for sure
You: sure
Stranger: check again
You: im sure
Stranger: ok
You: and no im not a nazi
Stranger: i no
Stranger: most of them are over here now
You: well?
Stranger: there is an american german socialsts workers party over here...
You: im soory
Stranger: but its illegal to own nazi memorobilia
You: pf
Stranger: ???
You: well but im sorry to insult
You: you
You: true is, that im love the usa
You: and later i want to come and live there....
You: ;)
Stranger: its all good
Stranger: you'd be welcome by me
You: yeah ;)
Stranger: so ehats up?
Stranger: whats
You: what is ehats?
Stranger: sry
Stranger: typo
You: ahh
You: well i love the american barbecues
Stranger: nice
You: and the guys are nicer than in germany! like you ;)
Stranger: we do have pretty much every food here
Stranger: dont go to new york
Stranger: but thanks
You: why?
You: i want to go to seattle or denver
Stranger: it's a big city
You: and?
Stranger: people are dicks
Stranger: thatd be cool
Stranger: it rains a lot in seattle
You: did you live there?
Stranger: no i live in kentucky
Stranger: lots of hills
You: yeah^^,
Stranger: and we're not a stupid as people think
Stranger: not all of us.....
You: i think americans knows a lot
Stranger: the ones that want to
You: people all over the world thinks, germans are nazis today and we only eat sauerkraut :(
You: sauerkraut tastes terrible
Stranger: i dont like it either
Stranger: im pretty german
You: hm?
Stranger: i think my greatgrandparents were german
Stranger: my grandmother's maiden name is bingahmer
You: bighahmer don't sound very german
Stranger: sorry its binghamer im pretty sure and thats just what she told me....
You: ah thats sound like german
You: but anywhere iv got a go ;)
Stranger: ok later
You: bye ;)
Ich hatte mal keine lust immer nett zu sein, aber als ich gemerkt habe, das der amerikanisch ist, wurde ich dann netter... ;)
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Stranger: heey
Stranger: xD
You: you're german, right?
You: bcuz only germans are using the freakin xD
Stranger: yes
Stranger: xD
You: hahah
You: ich wusste es :D
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TomSupreme
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi 24 man Dutch and u ?
You: hi
You: 42, female from Sydney
Stranger: how are u ?
You: Fine... a bit tired......last weeks i worked on my new cd
You: and now i'm finished
Stranger: and what for music do u make ?
You: Dance Pop....maybe you some Stuff.....Fever, Your Disco needs you, Kids, I should be solucky
Stranger: oke thats sounds oke
Stranger: are u famous jet ? : )
You: Yeah.....my Name is Kylie
Stranger: nice to meet u Kylie my name is Daan
You: Hi Daan :-)
Stranger: Kylie its say nothing to me im sorry
You: ?
Stranger: mabe u can bring the cd in Holland out
You: Ok...i tell you....i'm Kylie Minogue
You: Now you should know me
Stranger: Yes i have heard of u
Stranger: im not a fan sorry
You: I guess
You: But that's ok :-)
Stranger: oke than
Stranger: and Sydney how is there
You: Really fine...my Hometown....but i can't get outside
You: THe Paparazzi drives me nuts
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: and wen is your birthday ?
You: May 28th
Stranger: 28 may 1968 u are 43 :P
Stranger: google
Stranger: u are to
Stranger: i must to long waiting on that question
You: Damn
You: i failed ;-)
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Megamen 1
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ich hatte grade ne geile Unterhaltung :D


You: hey
Stranger: hi im looking for gurl
You: i totally am, sweetii
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f Germany
You: the germans are the hottest girls in the world
You: and you are?
Stranger: im 21 m from korea
Stranger: i like german girls
You: i like asian guys
Stranger: u want to have darty talk?
You: yeah i do you dirty little bastard
Stranger: come on then..
Stranger: im already naked u know
Stranger: come and join me baby
You: im only wearing my underwear
Stranger: nice..
You: im touching my boobs right know
You: do you like that?
Stranger: sure am..
Stranger: im really loving it baby..
Stranger: btw whats ur name?
You: im pulling off my underwear
You: mandy
You: and urs?
Stranger: song
You: hehe like the music...
You: i like that name, song
Stranger: pretty much..
Stranger: hehe
You: Now Im putting my left finger into my vagina
You: ohh yeah
You: sung thats great
You: song
Stranger: i want to take off ur underware
You: i already did
You: and now start fucking me
Stranger: slow it down baby
You: i wanna do it NOW
Stranger: i want to kiss ur hair
Stranger: sniff it deeply
You: and i want to suck your dick
Stranger: aahhh
You: lick it
You: untill you cum
Stranger: come..
Stranger: u can suck it now..
Stranger: take it mandy
You: hahaha dude your so hilarious! Im 15, male and so laughing about you
You: hahahahahahahahahaha
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Lé Swirrt
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Aus versehen auf videounterhaltung gedrückt, wahh, würg, das bild werd ich nie mehr vergessen, wahhhhhhh!!!
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Silver
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Ich find das immer so gemein andere da zu verarschen... :(
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Lé Swirrt
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Sieht man wie grauslig die Welt ist... :(

@silver: hab deinen affen als poster xD aber ohne dem mützchen ;)
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Silver
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Swirrt hat geschrieben:Sieht man wie grauslig die Welt ist... :(

@silver: hab deinen affen als poster xD aber ohne dem mützchen ;)
Sondern mit den Kopfhörer? :D Das Mützchen hat der doch nur aus Vorweihnachtsstimmung auf, ansonsten auch die Kopfhörer.
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JesusOfCool
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Swirrt hat geschrieben:Aus versehen auf videounterhaltung gedrückt, wahh, würg, das bild werd ich nie mehr vergessen, wahhhhhhh!!!
penis? :ugly:
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TomSupreme
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m25 u
You: transsexual
You: Miss Julie
You: Lick my boots
Stranger: realy
You: really
Stranger: can ý see u
You: from Germany
You: When u watch closer u can see me
Stranger: ý m from norway
Stranger: where ý can see u
You: or should i ganve u my Homepageadress?
You: gave
Stranger: no ý want see u on msn or yahoo messenger
You: I'm at work....but wait....
Stranger: no problem
You: ibangyourmum@live.com
Stranger: ý did add u can u open web cam
Stranger: its not true
You: haha
You: stupid prick
Stranger: bitch son of bitch
You: =D
Stranger: fuck u ass bastard
Stranger: fuck your mom pussy and ass
You: come on...don't be so rude
Stranger: u are son of bitch
You: i have feelings too

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Codze
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: did you know?
Stranger: know what
You: i am your father! bwahahahaaaaaa!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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