Chattet mit Fremden! Jeez ZOMG

[TheLizardDude]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: follow the white rabbit...
You: knock knock neo...
You: matrix has you!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAH
You: > : D
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[kaozgurke]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi from?
You: germany
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[Axim]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: you fale
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: for not spelling fail right
Stranger: idiot
You: haha you spelt fale wrong
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: you fale
Stranger: no
You: yes you do
You: EPIC FALE!
Stranger: YOUR DOING IT WRONG
You: im not diong it worng!
Stranger: *facepalm*
You: it's called faysspalm!
You: dumbass
Stranger: GTFO mah internetz
You: you fale at spelling
You: uhm
You: spleling
You: sry
You: mah fale
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[JesusOfCool]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?
You: hallo
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
You: copy and paste sucks
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?vhi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?hi asl?
Stranger: hi asl?
You: Stupidity, lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, wit, or sense.

Stupidity, together with ignorance and neglect, has been increasingly viewed as a global risk factor.
Stranger: hi asl?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i hope you die
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das stupidity gebrabbel ist aus der englischen wikipeida btw. echt genial manche leute! *LOL*

[OrdenChimplay]

You: hi
You: ok
Stranger: f?
You: yes^^
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: cool
Stranger: *******@hotmail.co.uk
You: and you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: add me
You: hm... but wait
Stranger: ok
You: my parents go shopping in 10 min thab it´s time to fuck xD
Stranger: haha nice;)
You: location?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u?
You: i live in london and my name is Smaragd
Stranger: ohh nicee
You: and you?
Stranger: leicester ,ralph
You: do have you a Webcam?
You: you hace*
Stranger: of course
You: haha i am a guy xD Loooooooooooooser
Stranger: yepp me hace;)

[JesusOfCool]

You: hallo
Stranger: your dream guy is here
You: my dream guy?
Stranger: yep
You: what's that supposed to mean
Stranger: we'll cuddle alot and show a deep emotional connection
You: there is no dream guy for me
You: are you gay or something?
Stranger: lmao
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also wirklich, manche leute...

[Kid Icarus]

Stranger: ok
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Stranger: ok
Stranger: its not me i ok swear
Stranger: ok
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You: wtf?!
Stranger: my o ckomputer is doingk it
Stranger: agokhhh
Stranger: ok
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You: aaaaaaaah
Stranger: stokp
Stranger: urghhh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kok
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Stranger: o
Stranger: k
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Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait i ok thinks itsk stooping
Stranger: k
You: niiccceeee
You: thats torturing ^^
Stranger: i knooow
Stranger: yay it stopped!!
You: very nice ^^
Stranger: im so sorry bout tthat lil insedent
You: no prob, no prob
Stranger: brb
You: tell me anything bout u
You: alter ...
You: eey ...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: hey there urself cowboy, u ready to fuck maa pussyiiee
You: of course i'm ready
You: when and where?
Stranger: wanna have online sex ??
You: yeah
Stranger: kk i start, i rip my clothes of and rub my pussiey on ur abbs
You: i take off my pants, very slow and charily ...
You: its your turn, baby ...
Stranger: u stick ur hard and big penis up my ass and give me the worst orgasme everr
You: my penis is stuck in your ass
Stranger: then i say ur a fag and this is The FBI of The United States, You have been accused of sexual harassment towards young and vile children, This topic shall be settled in court.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
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Haha, das FBI

[codemaster-x]

omegle ist schon krank

[ziegenbock]

Die Seite kannte ich noch nicht. Habe gerade mal ein paar Gespräche geführt. Ist ja ganz wichtig, das ganze.

[StealVirus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am the great wizard of Oz. Welcome to this chat room
Stranger: wow
Stranger: well im god
You: which one?
You: I know all gods
Stranger: christian faith
Stranger: /juadism
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: and no jesus wasnt my son
You: I have never heard of you, but I know this Hippie Jesus
You: are you a powerfull god?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am omniscient
Stranger: and trancendent
Stranger: and omnipotent
Stranger: and omnipresent
You: well, I can make Thunder and transform humans into rabbits
You: thats great, isn`t it?
Stranger: gd for a common wizard
You: I am the great wizard of Oz. I am not "common"
You: do you want to provokate me?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: the only true power comes from understanding and knowledge
You: knowledge is relativ, knowledge is nothing. Power comes from the heart
Stranger: th is a bunch of bulloks
Stranger: *tht
You: oh no, you are just to silly to understand it
You: thats why you will never be as powerfull as i am
Stranger: but i thought tht once untill i saw true power
Stranger: which in time u may come to understand
You: so tell me some of your mighty knowledge
Stranger: it is to vast and to hard for mortals to understand
Stranger: for we hav outgrown
Stranger: the need for bodies
You: my bodie is just a shell, my spirit is unbelievable great. I have a bodie, but ist no obstacle for me
You: but it offers things like the taste of good food to me
Stranger: and yet u are still mortal
Stranger: we gods can form into anythin allowing us to expierience things like tht
You: I will find a way to become immortal without destroying my bodie
You: you gods are so lordly. You had to do nothing for your power, but I worked hard for it
You: that makes me better
Stranger: it is not our fault tht we were given power
Stranger: but we put ours to more use
You: do you? how can a god tune himself to more power, when hes allready omnipotent
You: no, you don`t even understand you own nature
Stranger: we do and know how we were created
You: that`s interesting? how?
Stranger: the big bang
You: and who made the big bang?
You: what was before the big bang?
Stranger: we were the first things created
Stranger: tht exceeds our knowledge the only thing
You: maybe there was a universe before ours. And in this universe there lived a wizard who created our universe in his laboratory
You: I will try to do this too
Stranger: tht is possible
Stranger: anything cud have
You: then I will be definitely stronger than a god
Stranger: no
Stranger: because we still created u
Stranger: ud be like a king of the gods u create but not of the ones where u come form
You: no, the creation became more powerfull than her creators
Stranger: but thn tht wud mean more powerful thn u
You: no, you gods are the creators of me and I became more powerfull than you. The gods I will make in my laboratory arent my creators
You: you are not all knowing ...
Stranger: we are
Stranger: and tht is not possible
Stranger: as the truth is it the essence is a paradox
Stranger: as it is a cycle
Stranger: this cannot be prevented
You: you mean a circle?
You: so I will creat our universe?
You: thats good
Stranger: no a cycle
Stranger: no u wont
Stranger: as it is not u
Stranger: as we gods are alrdy in a paradox
Stranger: as our future selves are just a mear essence
You: when I will create the universe you will all die
Stranger: and im afraid to tell u but u do not exceed mortality
You: I will be the destroyer of gods
You: thats better than bevomin immortal
You: *becoming
Stranger: but u shnt
Stranger: ur path is chosen
Stranger: also the wizard of oz is meant to be good
Stranger: have u meet dorothy yet?
You: I want to make my own descicions. Maybe it is my destiny to challenge destiny
You: no
Stranger: u cnnot challenge destiny untill u understand it
Stranger: u will nt do this in ur lifetime
Stranger: us gods only just managed it
You: whats my destiny? will that dorothee kill me?
Stranger: i am afraid i cnnot tell u more of ur future as it tempts fait
You: ok, I thank you for this talk. It was really interesting. But now I have to go.
You: I hope you will enjoy the rest of the endlesness
Stranger: good bye
You: good by
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Ich hätte da noch ein paar andere viel lustigere Sachen, aber die kann ich hier schlecht posten xD

[kaozgurke]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats up
Stranger: Hi, horny 22 male looking for a girl to have webcam sex!
You: k
You: u need a girlfriend....fucking loooooseer
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: what
You: english motherfucker
You: do u soeak it?
Stranger: can I fuck your ass and u be girl for me hahahahah
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[Das Fruchterlebniss]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: no horny boy
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[Tricky75100]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: you fale
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: for not spelling fail right
Stranger: idiot
You: haha you spelt fale wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: you fale
Stranger: no
You: yes you do
You: EPIC FALE!
Stranger: YOUR DOING IT WRONG
You: im not diong it worng!
Stranger: *facepalm*
You: it's called faysspalm!
You: dumbass
Stranger: GTFO mah internetz
You: you fale at spelling
You: uhm
You: spleling
You: sry
You: mah fale
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Meisterleistung
Ich war grat ne Stunde auf der Seite, und ich muss sagen...ich finds geil

[DocManga]

Versteh einer die Welt.... erstes Gespräch:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
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Wusste nicht was asl bedeutet, mich schlau gemacht im Internet...
age - sex - location
AHA, gemerkt, nächstes mal anwenden...
zweites Gespräch:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: jk
You: 19 m germany
Stranger: no
You: dissapointed?
Stranger: see now i know your an asshole
You: ah ok
Stranger: only assholes do nthe asl
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[Ryuu]

Du bist schuld!