Chattet mit Fremden! Jeez ZOMG

[Silver]

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Stranger: AND WE DONT SMOKE GREEN, WE SMOKE THE COLOR PURPLE
You: i smoke bananas
Stranger: BDATTTTT
Stranger: BELEE DAT
You: stfu
Stranger: or what?
Stranger: SU-WOOOOOO
You: or I smoke your brain
Stranger: YOUR GIRL IS GIVEN ME BRAIN AS WE SPEAK
Stranger: BELEEE DAT
You: du stinkst.
You: are you gay tony?
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[johndoe478604#4]

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Stranger: A wild Abra appears
You: Stranger uses Masterball.
Stranger: A wild abra uses Teleport
You: No way, bitch!
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Was war denn das für ein Nerd? >_<

[Herzaaa]

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You: hey
Stranger: What is your opinion on life?
You: I wanna order a pizza
You: 2 with ham 1 only cheese
You: send it to münchenring 32
You: how much does it cost?
Stranger: That'll be 35$ and 825 cents
You: okay
Stranger: Our pizzas contain 100% black people
You: see you in some min.´s
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: And welcome again
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[lizard_king]

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m germany
Stranger: good
Stranger: im 17 f nyc
Stranger: im mad horny
Stranger: n i wanan c some dudes huge cock
You: lol
Stranger: i can exchange for something great
Stranger: can u show me yours?
You: wait
Stranger: mhm waiting
You: http://static.rp-online.de/layout/showb ... %20ddp.jpg
You: so
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[C.Montgomery Wörns]

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You: hi
Stranger: RIP Michael Jordan
You: im sooooo sad
You: air jordan is still alive!
You: i hope
Stranger: no he died
You: michael jackson died
Stranger: he did?!
Stranger: its been a terrible day
You: yes
You: i hope bud spencer is still alive tomorrow
Stranger: there just gonna keep killing the people we love the most
You: someones trying to erase our childhood!
You: damn communists!
Stranger: fuck the russians
You: yeah! Fuck those red motherfucking childhooderasers!
Stranger: they must die
You: okay. i call stallone...you call van damme...they both are going to invade the creml
Stranger: kill the niggers
You: nooo. the russians!
Stranger: them too
You: kill everyone! If we don't have a childhood anymore...no one deserves to live!
Stranger: alright i'll get right on that
You: living makes no sense anymore!
You: okay. let's go!
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[lizard_king]

jo mir haben auch viele mitgeteilt das der tot ist

und ich dachte zuerst die meinen jackson und nicht jordan

[C.Montgomery Wörns]

jo mir haben auch viele mitgeteilt das der tot ist

und ich dachte zuerst die meinen jackson und nicht jordan

hääääh? Ich dachte eigentlich auch bis gerade, dass das ein scherz war! Ich glaube Michael Jordan lebt noch! Zumindest kann ich über den nichts von wegen tot finden!

[Xbox-Girl]

habs probiert...er mag mich wohl nicht....

Stranger: hey fart
You: hi
Stranger: hihowareya
You: nigger what?
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[kaozgurke]

You: o_o
Stranger: o_o
You: o_ö
Stranger: ö_o
You: o_______o'
Stranger: O_o
You: o.O'
Stranger: O_O
You: O,O
Stranger: Ö_ö
You: Ò_ó
Stranger: Ó_ò
You: You know what?
Stranger: What?
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i loled xD

[0bskur4]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 male germany, probably ur gona disconect now, cuz ur male and wana chat to afemale cuz ur a pervert and cuz im from germany and al germans are nazis
You: am i right?
You: AM I FUCKIN RIGHT?
Stranger: not really
You: lol
You: explain
You: why?
Stranger: im not like that
You: lol but most of the guys here are like that
You: its like: hi. asl? and im like: 18 male
You: and their like: disconect
Stranger: i kno but im 11
You: lol
You: ur a kid
Stranger: yep
You: where u from?
You: america?
Stranger: ya
You: wuts the time there?
You: afternon?
Stranger: 4
You: 4 pm?
Stranger: pm
You: ah yea
You: its 11 pm here in germany
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: lol
You: so why are u here chatting to astranger instead of hanging out with friends?
You: btw
You: do u know the pedobear?
You: wanna gete pedobear aproved?
You: .. u scared?
Stranger: no
You: dont worry. maybe im a pervert. or a pedophile but i wont get my lazy ass tehre to america just to rape u or sth
You: ...
You: im kidding
You: xD
You: LAUGH GO DAMNIT!
Stranger: lollol
You: yes thats more like it
You: so
You: did u already got laid?
Stranger: wat u do over there
You: wat i do?
You: well
You: im sitting here
You: on my chair
You: in front of my pc
You: and well im chatting with a stranger
You: and u?
Stranger: same here
Stranger: lol
You: m english isnt hat bad, is i?
You: my*
You: lol my keyboad is a sonnovabitch
You: i said:
Stranger: lol
You: my english isnt that bad is it?
Stranger: no its perfect
You: oh thank you xD still i dont undestand everything when i hear u americans talking and stuff
You: though i got an a+ in english at school
You: i like the language
You: its way better than german
Stranger: ya lol its cool hu
You: yea it is.
Stranger: lol
You: well dude. it was nice talking to u and stuff. but my girl is calling me. guess she needs to get pounded from behind again
You: so stay clean and dont skip school!
You: bye
Stranger: lol
Stranger: later
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ein besipiel dafür, dass die ganzen typen auf omegle nicht nur auf weibersuche sind xD

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You: R I P
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: But I'm alive though.
Stranger: Here talking with you.
You: yeah its nice to talk to you
Stranger: I know,.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Ivan
Stranger: Hello Ivan.
Stranger: Michael here, you can ask me one question.
You: Hello Michael
You: Do you like to have sex with children?
Stranger: No, that's disgusting.
Stranger: I would never do that in my life.
You: glad to read it
You: may i ask you another question?
Stranger: Fine.
You: What was the real reason for the "white" skin?
Stranger: My other skin got burnt in a comercial.
Stranger: I had to do this.
You: sound logical
You: Michael what do you think about Eminem?
Stranger: He's a good artist, like all of those that succeed in the music business.
You: i see
You: Do you have a dream, Michael?
Stranger: No. I'm dead.
You: thats bad
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[kaozgurke]

guess she needs to get pounded from behind again

obskura?

lol du angeber

die michaelnummer war auch witzig ^^

[0bskur4]

lol du angeber

[0bskur4]

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You: o_o hi
Stranger: hello how r u?
You: fine thx
You: so.
You: what r u up to?
Stranger: nm jc staying home bc fireworks got cancelled lol u?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: u type slow lol
You: just chillin here. listening to reggae. and chattin to a stranger
Stranger: haha lol
You: yes me types slow, cuz ma keyboard suxxs
Stranger: bob marley?
You: YES!
You: bob marley - jammin
Stranger: and sorry lol where r u from? and yeah he's the only reggae person ik lol
You: BOB MARLEY IS DA LEGEND!
You: im from germany
Stranger: ny?
You: & u?
Stranger: ohhh lol
Stranger: US
You: us
You: america huh?
Stranger: yup lol
You: ny?
Stranger: nope, connecticut. i thought u were from ny bc u said DA, they say that a lot. what languages do u speak?
Stranger: and what time is it there? jw lol
You: xD rofl.
You: its 2:51 am right now
You: i cant sleep
Stranger: holy shit lol and how old r u? and r u a male or female?
You: its too hot. im all wet of sweat
Stranger: cool? lol
You: not cool! dude. its freakin annoying xD
Stranger: haha lol a/s? languages? lol
You: i speak german, english, italian, and farsi
Stranger: farsi?
Stranger: idk what that is lol
You: its the language they speak in iran dude.
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Was hatte der Kerl denn bitte auf einmal?

[MysteryMrMoe]

You: hellu
Stranger: Hello.
You: im Mister Moe
You: and im going to kill u
Stranger: Sure.
You: jep
Stranger: I'll just come back and haunt you
You: i drink ur blood
You: why
You: u dont like me?
Stranger: For the lulz of course
You:
Stranger: Well, once I'm dead I'll need something to do
You: me 2
Stranger: And haunting sounds fun
You: jeah
You: u wanna fuck me in the ass
You: ?
You: when im dead
Stranger: Meh, rigor mortis makes things boring
Stranger: Plus you can't react if you're dead
You: hm thats right
You: but u would u fuck with me now?
You: and kill me after the sex
Stranger: Depends if the sex is good or not
Stranger: No point in wasting a good lay
You: u make me horny
Stranger: You're welcome
You: are u
Stranger: Not quite
You: puuh
You: u like mj?
Stranger: What's that?
You: Michael Jackson
You: everybody is crying BUUUUHUUU
Stranger: I don't really give a shit.
Stranger: He's dead, so what?
Stranger: People die every day
You: yeah
You: so is ur asshole brown?
Stranger: Well, it's kind of hard to see for myself, but I'm pretty sure it's more pink-ish than brown
You: thats cool
You: my asshole is very brown
Stranger: Okay. Any particular reason for it, or is it just natural?
You: i think cuz i dont clean my ass xD
Stranger: Yeah, that would explain it
Stranger: Though it's not a really good idea, given it's one of the best places for germs to spread and reproduce
You: yeah

nehmt was ich geschrieben hab bloß nicht ernst