Spammtisch! Viel Spaß!

[furley.]

wahrscheinlich is die katanaszene geschnitten

[d3mon]

22:20 auf vox

Merk ich mir.

[Howdie]

22:20 auf vox

yeah

Sind wir glücklich, Vincent?^^

[EternaI]

Nabend

[furley.]

Kenn ihn mittlerweile fast auswendig.

jaa, hab den auch auf dvd, aber er kommt mal wieder im fernsehn (mal wieder was gescheites)

"Das is'n verdammt guter Burger"

[Zehenry]

Abend

[furley.]

Jap, wir sind glücklich...
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*

da hat sich nen fehler eingeschlichen heut abend gut aufpassen, die einschusslöcher sind schon bevor der depp überhaupt schießt in der wand zu sehen

[KingWannabe]

Jap, wir sind glücklich...
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*

da hat sich nen fehler eingeschlichen heut abend gut aufpassen, die einschusslöcher sind schon bevor der depp überhaupt schießt in der wand zu sehen

Jupp.

[Howdie]

Kenn ihn mittlerweile fast auswendig.

jaa, hab den auch auf dvd, aber er kommt mal wieder im fernsehn (mal wieder was gescheites)

"Das is'n verdammt guter Burger"

PF ist schon geil, aber nichts geht hier drüber:

Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.


It's all about a girl
who digs a guy with a big dick.


The entire song
is a metaphor for big dicks.


No, it ain't.


It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.


She's been fucked over a few times
and she meets a guy who's sensitive.


Whoa. Timeout.
Tell that bullshit to the tourists.


Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?


"Like A Virgin" is not about some
sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.


That's what "True Blue" is about.
No argument about that.


- Which one is "True Blue"?
- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.


I don't even follow that top-of-the-pops
shit, and I've heard of "True Blue."


I didn't say I ain't heard of it.
All I asked is, how's it go?


Excuse me for not being
the world's biggest Madonna fan.


Personally, I can do without her.


I used to like her early stuff,
"Borderline"...


but once she got off with that
"Papa, Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.


Hey, you guys are making me
lose my train of thought here.


I was sayin' something.
What was it?


Oh, Toby's that
little Chinese girl.


- What was her last name?
- What's that?


It's an old address book I found in
a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.


- What was that name?
- What the fuck was I talkin' about?


You said "True Blue"
was about a guy--


a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy...


but "Like A Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.


Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.


It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine.


I'm talkin' morning, day,
night, afternoon...


dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick!


- How many "dicks" is that?
- A lot.


Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker.


It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like
Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."


He's diggin' tunnels.
Now she's gettin' serious dick action.


She's feelin' somethin' she ain't
felt since forever: pain, pain.


Chew? Toby Chew?


It hurts. It hurts her.


It shouldn't hurt her.
Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.


But when this cat
fucks her, it hurts.


It hurts just like it did
the first time.


You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine...


what it was once like
to be a virgin.


Hence, "Like A Virgin."


Wong.


-Give me that fuckin' thing.
-What in hell do you think you're doin'?


I'm sick of hearin' it, Joe.
I'll give it back to you when we leave.


What do you mean, when we leave?
Give me it back now!


For the past minutes now,
you've been droning on about names.


"Toby. Toby?


Toby? Toby Wong.


Toby Wong? Toby Wong.


Toby Chung fuckin' Charlie Chan."


I've got Madonna's big dick
comin' out of my left ear...


and Toby the Jap-- I don't know what--
comin' out of my right.


Give me that book.


Are you gonna put it away?


I'm gonna do whatever
the fuck I want with it.


Well, then I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to keep it.


Hey, Joe,
want me to shoot this guy?


Shit.


You shoot me in a dream,
you better wake up and apologize.


You guys been listenin' to K-BILLY's
"Super Sounds of the ' s" weekend?


Yeah. That's fuckin' great.


- You believe the songs they're playin'?
- Know what I heard the other day?


"Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat" by little
Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco family.


I haven't heard that song since
I was in the fifth fuckin' grade.


When I was comin' down here, "The Night
the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on.


I ain't heard that song
since it was big.


But when it was big, I must've heard it
a million-trillion fuckin' times.


But this is the first time
I ever realized...


that the girl singin' the song
is the one who shot Andy.


You didn't know that Vickie Lawrence
was the one who shot Andy?


- I thought the cheatin' wife shot Andy.
- They say that at the end of the song.


I know, motherfucker. I just heard it.
That's what I'm talkin' about.

[Zehenry]

Ich schau das nicht

[hovercraft]

Und der Punkt auf der Brust von Uma Thurman ist mal nicht da, obwohl er schon raufgemalt wurde....glaub ich trotzdem geiler Film

Und hi Sari

[Flaschendeckel]

Jap, wir sind glücklich...
*BÄM BÄM BÄM*

da hat sich nen fehler eingeschlichen heut abend gut aufpassen, die einschusslöcher sind schon bevor der depp überhaupt schießt in der wand zu sehen

Man muss allerdings dazu sagen das mehr oder weniger große "Fehler" absichtlich eingebaut wurden z.B.: Wenn man die Szene in der Brett erschossen wird das erste mal sieht, ist Jules Pistole leer. Beim zweiten mal bleiben noch ein paar Kugeln drinnen und sie können den Kerl der aus dem Badezimmer kommt auch noch umhauen. Mal drauf achten.

[furley.]

jap die unterhaltung is schon klasse

[Zehenry]

Neues Thema?..

[Howdie]

Nein!