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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you black?
You: yes
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You: hi
Stranger: MY GOD!
Stranger: - no im not religious
You: yea im atheist
Stranger: whats that
You: i dont believe in god or in satan
Stranger: oe
Stranger: me neither
You: Girl or Boy?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: u ?
You: umm
You: girl
Stranger: lol you need to think about it ?
You: na im a girl ^^
Stranger: strange
You: really
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lol da hab ich endlich maln mädchen gefunden ^^Nur schade das meine geschichte total gelogen ist xDConnecting to server...
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Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: erm... *thinks* White chocolate, milk or dark?
You: milk
Stranger: Personally, I'd say milk, with fruit and nuts.
Stranger: Yeah good call.
You: yeah
Stranger: Your turn.
You: umm what shoud i say?
Stranger: I.... don't know. Have a look at this. It inspired me to go beyond dull m/f? type questions:
Stranger: http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/
You: ok
Stranger: Nandos- herb and lemon, or spicy or very hot or what?
You: spicy
Stranger: Aww no.I find the H&L too spicy!
You: i like it hot and dirty
You: :/
Stranger: Ooh... dirty food? Is that... hygienic?
You: umm yes maybe i have an foot fetish?
Stranger: Maybe... ok i think NOW would be a good time to clarify age/gender??
You: yea
Stranger: so...? age? gender?
You: im 17 and a boy
Stranger: lucky you. Who has a foot fetish.. Huh. Well I'm 18 and female. And like shoes, but not so much the feet in them :S
You: ok
Stranger: *is a bit scared*
Stranger:
You: feets are so underrated
Stranger: Seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: What is so good about them??
You: they are beautiful
Stranger: Hmm. Well, whatever floats your boat.
Stranger: So where're you from?
You: new york you?
Stranger: london
You: i like english girls
Stranger: Hmm so do I
You: umm
You: i just came here for fun but whatever
Stranger: Haha same. I'm actually straight. Sorry, did I weird you out?
You: no
Stranger: okay cool.
Stranger: So what's New York like to live in? I've never been there.
You: its awesome
You: but somethimes its a very annoying town
Stranger: uhuh. Oh why?
You: the people are so stupid
Stranger: Is that because they're American, or...?
You: yeah maybe
Stranger: Haha I'm glad you didn't disconnect cos of that comment.
Stranger: How are they stupid?
You: they are so ignorant
Stranger: about..? everything?
You: yeah
Stranger: Hmm. Something in particular brought this on?
You: hmm not really
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: the people here aren't all especially bright either. I think that's just people. Are you very clever?
You: yeah i think
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what kinda stuff do you know about?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: well, is there anything in particular that you know about, that frustrates you when other people don't know about it?
You: no not really
Stranger: gonna go to university?
You: you know im actually german but i came to new york cuz i always wanted to go there
Stranger: Oh right.
Stranger: what're you doing there then?
You: holiday
Stranger: what??
Stranger: so you're actually german? and you dont live there.
You: no
Stranger: Haha you misled me....
Stranger: wait what?
Stranger: *CONFUSED*
You: ?
Stranger: Clarify your life status for me, Stranger.
You: okay
Stranger: You're German, in NY on holiday?
You: yes
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Well that's ENTIRELY different. No wonder you weren't offended by my Yank joke.
You: yea maybe
Stranger: SO. Let's move on.
You: my english is pretty bad
Stranger: not really...
You: ok
Stranger: So... music taste?
You: heavy metal
Stranger: *tuts* really?? Like whom?
You: hm yea
You: hmm
You: i like slayer
Stranger: I'm dying for the loo, so I'll be back in a bit. Disconnect if you get bored... sorry! I won't be offendedIf you do then, have a nice life. Ooh dlayer is good.
Stranger: *slayer
You: okay
Stranger: Back....
Stranger: ok.
You: ok
Stranger: Hmm. Alright we don't have much in common when it comes to music. Do you read webcomics?
You: no
Stranger: Oh dear.
Stranger: Shall we give up now??
Stranger:
You: hmm no?
You:
Stranger: haha alright. you suggest something.
You:
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no?
You: not really
Stranger: well that's no good.
Stranger: Erm, got a girlfriend?
You: no
Stranger: Got a girl you like?
You: not really
Stranger: fair enough.
Stranger: Maybe a lovely American lady, while you're there?
You: no i dont like american girls
Stranger: Aww that's a shame. Why not?
You: they are kinda stupid
Stranger: haha oh yes
Stranger: we've been through this.
You: yea
Stranger: right, I should go and do some work.
Stranger: how long are you staying in NY?
You: 2 weeks
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: well, have a lovely stay
You: thanks
Stranger: I'm very jealous
You: hmm
Stranger: Bye then...
You: bye
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You: hiho
Stranger: NIGGA DON'T CALL ME HOE
You: dont call me nigga
You: and i said just hiho
You: LEARN TO READ
Stranger: Gu lern 2 spell.
You: ja...
Stranger: ck...
Stranger: ass?
You: i can understand german
You: lern = learn right?
Stranger: WTF NIGGA DON't CALL ME NAZI
Stranger: Yesh..
Stranger: I cen spel
You: are u german
Stranger: No bitch.. NO!
You: don't call u nazi i like german sausage
Stranger: EWWW...
You: where are you from?
Stranger: German sausage..
Stranger: YOu homo!
You: i like german beer too
Stranger: EWWW...
Stranger: Ok.
You: Where r u from
Stranger: What else do you like about the germans
Stranger: there arse?
Stranger: *their.
You: don't know
Stranger: Ok... sexual beast
You: ... probably...
You: Screw u
Stranger: Do you like thier old men.
You: could we speak about something other...
Stranger: Ok..
Stranger: Dogs..
Stranger: What do you like abouts NIGGA ASS dogs..
You: where r u from
Stranger: England
You: dont believe u
You: where in england
Stranger: Ermm..
Stranger: pakistan
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: Middle east
You: ...
You: u r a motherfucking liar
You: okay i'll start... i'm from raleigh
Stranger: What country is that?
You: the states
Stranger: Sorry i have to go play with my willy now bye.
You: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: do you like s'sing d?
Stranger: s-ing
You: NOOOO
Stranger: do you like andrew vu?
You: YES
Stranger: i heard he has a small unit
You: I JUST LIKE HITLER
You: HAIL HITLER
Stranger: he wants to give his virginity to you
Stranger: on one condition
Stranger: if his tall native friend can watch
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKIN ABOUT
Stranger: im talking about love baby
You: IM A BOY
You: IDIOT
You: ARE YOU GAY
Stranger: i know, you don't have to change that.
Stranger: im a man persoanlly
Stranger: andrew and nick are too
You: THEN YOU HAVE TO BE GAY
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what if i like cock
Stranger: is that a problem for you?
You: NOOOO
You: I HAVE AN COCK TO
Stranger: good, so where do you live?
You: I LIKE MY COCK
You: IN MADAGASKAR
Stranger: anderess?
Stranger: wait, how old are you--it doesn't matter...
Stranger: nvm
You: IM "(
You: 28
You: LOL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: andrew will be very please
Stranger: d
You: WHO IS ANDREW
Stranger: the guy you agreed to fornicate with
You: SHIT
You: IM MARRIED
Stranger: what are you going to ask next, who the native guy in the room is?
Stranger: ill ask andrew, but that shouldnt be a problem
You: IM A HEAVY METAL GOY WHO LIKES SOME PUSSY
You: *GUY
Stranger: he says he likes loud music
You: I MAKE LOUD MUSIC
You: IN THE BED
You: WITH GIRLS
Stranger: okay, thats irrelevant and probably a lie
You: NO
You: THATS THE TRUE
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Stranger: Mom, you are here?
You: yes
You: brush your teeth and go to bed!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: but..
Stranger: i want to stay up longer
Stranger: pls mom
Stranger: Moooom!!!!!
You: what time do you think it is?!
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: it's time to go to bed
You: right
Stranger: but..
You: WHAT?!?
Stranger: wahh...
Stranger: i go to bed
Stranger: ...
You: great
You: and hurry pls
Stranger: but..
You: i gotta go to work
Stranger: yes??
Stranger: what do u work mom
Stranger: i don't know..
Stranger: u go every evening to work..
You: my pimp is very impatient you know!
Stranger: and come early in the moring home
You: i'm a whore
Stranger: ok
You: that's why you are often called son of a bitch
Stranger: i translate this
You: its true
Stranger: it's true??
mom..
Stranger: it can't be true
You: now go to bed you son of a bitch!
You: bye
Stranger: ...
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you ?
Stranger: Are you male ?
You: im a girl
Stranger: me too ;D
You: and im fine
Stranger: me too
You:
Stranger: and im bisexual ; )
You: im lesbian
Stranger: thats hot ; )
You: yea
Stranger: age ?
You: 21
Stranger: I'm 18
You: nice
Stranger: where you from ?
You: toronto
Stranger: i'm from germany
You: oh really?
You: umm i lied im from germany too
Stranger: yes : )
You:
Stranger: thats nice : )
You: can you speak german
Stranger: also können wir auch deutsch schreiben ; ) ?
You: ja können wir
You:
Stranger: super ;D
Stranger: mein Englisch is nich das Beste ^^
You: meins auch net
Stranger: =D
Stranger: bist du in einer Beziehung ?
You: im moment nicht
You: du?
Stranger: nein, nicht mehr
Stranger: hatte eine Beziehung mit einem Typen, aber hat nicht funktioniert
Stranger: naja, wie gesagt ich bin Bi ...
You: typen kann ich nicht ausstehen
Stranger: ja ich auch nich -.-
Stranger: er hat mich betrogen :/
You: wow so ein idiot
Stranger: ja, ziemlich
You: so sind halt jungs
Stranger: ja, mädels sind einfach anders - im positiven sinne mein ich ; )
You: jop
Stranger: und auf was für frauen stehst du so wenn ich fragen darf ?
You: umm vom charakter her oder was?
Stranger: ja : )
You: ja also sie muss schon nett sein symphatisch muss ne lebensvorstellung haben
Stranger: ja, das auf jeden Fall und Humor finde ich auch extrem wichtig
You: jop das auch
Stranger: und vom Aussehen her ? hast du da einen Bestimmten Typ ?
You: ich steh wirklich auf gruftis
Stranger: echt : ) ?
You: jop
Stranger: bin ich leider nich :S -.-
You: egal
Stranger: schön : )
Stranger: wie siehst du denn aus ?
You: ganz normal schlicht
Stranger: =) find ich gut : )
You: und du?
Stranger: 1,75 blond, ein ganz normales Mädchen eben : )
You: ok gut
Stranger: wann hast du dich eigtl geoutet wenn ich fragen darf ?
You: hmm gestern
Stranger: O: echt jetzt ?
You: hmm ja ^^
Stranger: :') ich schon vor einem halben Jahr, also meine Freunde wissen auch das ich Bi bin
You: ich hatte ja auch was mit einem jungen vor paar tagen
Stranger: und war gut ?
Stranger: oder sind Mädels besser ; ) ?
You: nein er hat mich nur ausgenutzt und mit mir angegeben
You: mädchen sind viel besser
Stranger: wixxer -.- ja deshalb finde ich mädels auch gerade besser ; )
You: wieso bist du dann nur bi?
Stranger: ja, also ich hatte halt auch Beziehungen mit Männern und Frauen, deshalb kann ich nich sagen das ich lesbisch bin - aber im Moment ziehe ich Frauen den Männern halt vor ; )
You: ok
Stranger: ich kenn dich ja nicht persönlich aber ich werde gerade voll geil iwie ; ) sorry wenn sich das komisch anhört aber is so
You: haha freut mich
Stranger: guut ich dachte schon du klickst mich weg wenn ich das jetzt schreibe
You: ^^
Stranger: aber is so, iwie stell ich mir dich ziemlich heiß vor ; )
You: hmm ich weiß nicht
You: ich finde ich sehe nicht wirklich heiß aus aber egal^^
Stranger: bestimmt siehst du das : ) du bist wahrscheinlich nur zu selbstkritisch - wie alle Frauen halt ;D
You: hmm kann sein
Stranger: wann hattest du das letzte mal was mit einer Frau ?
You: nie... leider hab ich noch nicht die richtige gefunden
Stranger: oh, wirklich ?
You: ja
Stranger: und woher weißt du das du lesbisch bist ?
You: nun ja ich bin mir ja nicht mal sicher aber ich komme mir ziemlich lesbisch vor
Stranger: achso ; )
You: hmm
Stranger: Frauen machen mich einfach geil, weil sie halt wissen was Frauen wollen ; )
You: genau
Stranger: nich so wie Typen, die es einfach nich draufhaben ;D
You: sex mit jungs find ich auch langweilig
Stranger: ja, ich auch, frauen sind viel leidenschaftlicher
You: genau
You: du ich muss gleich weg...
Stranger: ok, dann wünsch ich dir eine Gute Nacht : )
Stranger: und hoffentlich kommt bald die Richtige ; )
You: besitzt du msn oder icq?
Stranger: ja Msn : )
You: hmm
You: wo wohnst du?
Stranger: Bremen
Stranger: du ?
You: münchen tut mir leid ich will keine fernbeziehung...
Stranger: kein Problem ; )
You: ok dann
Stranger: ciao, Kuss und schlaf gut Süße
You: danke du auch süße
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Ne ich bin ein Mädchen^^aber nicht lesbischThe Bth Dimension hat geschrieben:_Tyhone_:
Wahrscheinlich seid ihr beide männlich und hetero
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Stranger: Herro
You: Hi!My name is Eikichi Onizuka im 23 years old and still single!
You: Copy Paste is cool ;D
Stranger: So?
Stranger: So you're a girl then?
You: No a Boy ;D
Stranger: I aint no faggot.
Stranger: Pahahaha
You: Ok
You:
Stranger: Where you from Eikichi Onizuka?
You: Japan!
Stranger: You still living there?
You: No in America now!
Stranger: Because your English half bad.
Stranger: Ahhh
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Pahahaha.
You:
Stranger: What's your Job Mr Onizuka?
You: Im Teacher!
Stranger: What do you teach Eikichi?
You: Nearly everything!
Stranger: You teaching in like primary school then?
Stranger: Or what?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Ah cool.
Stranger: What's your favorite subject?
You: History!
Stranger: What's your favorite point in History Mr Onizuka?
You: Everything i love it!
Stranger: Okay then. Favorite Historical Icon?
You: Dont know now!
Stranger: Do you teach History like indepth?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Because at Primary School I got like a couple of year in about a 1 hour lesson and didn't really learn much. Then did it in High School for 2 years and then dropped it.
Stranger: And college I only took one subject.
You: Ah cool!
Stranger: Don't kids annoy you?
You: No i like kids!
Stranger: Strange. Every teacher I've ever met. Loathes kids. I dont understand how it works.
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: You because a teacher, knowing you'll teach kids.
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Become*
You:
Stranger: Would you like to teach in higher education?
You: hmm maybe!
Stranger: Like doing History as full time or summat.
Stranger: That would be alright if you like it.
You: Yes
Stranger: Wuu2?
You: What?
Stranger: What you up to.
You: Dont know now
You: I have to go know!
Stranger: Alright pal. Well I'm off.
You: Bye Mate!
Stranger: Bye bye
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Lool du kaufst dem das ab_Tyhone_ hat geschrieben:Lool der kauft mir das abConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Herro
You: Hi!My name is Eikichi Onizuka im 23 years old and still single!
You: Copy Paste is cool ;D
Stranger: So?
Stranger: So you're a girl then?
You: No a Boy ;D
Stranger: I aint no faggot.
Stranger: Pahahaha
You: Ok
You:
Stranger: Where you from Eikichi Onizuka?
You: Japan!
Stranger: You still living there?
You: No in America now!
Stranger: Because your English half bad.
Stranger: Ahhh
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Pahahaha.
You:
Stranger: What's your Job Mr Onizuka?
You: Im Teacher!
Stranger: What do you teach Eikichi?
You: Nearly everything!
Stranger: You teaching in like primary school then?
Stranger: Or what?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Ah cool.
Stranger: What's your favorite subject?
You: History!
Stranger: What's your favorite point in History Mr Onizuka?
You: Everything i love it!
Stranger: Okay then. Favorite Historical Icon?
You: Dont know now!
Stranger: Do you teach History like indepth?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Because at Primary School I got like a couple of year in about a 1 hour lesson and didn't really learn much. Then did it in High School for 2 years and then dropped it.
Stranger: And college I only took one subject.
You: Ah cool!
Stranger: Don't kids annoy you?
You: No i like kids!
Stranger: Strange. Every teacher I've ever met. Loathes kids. I dont understand how it works.
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: You because a teacher, knowing you'll teach kids.
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Become*
You:
Stranger: Would you like to teach in higher education?
You: hmm maybe!
Stranger: Like doing History as full time or summat.
Stranger: That would be alright if you like it.
You: Yes
Stranger: Wuu2?
You: What?
Stranger: What you up to.
You: Dont know now
You: I have to go know!
Stranger: Alright pal. Well I'm off.
You: Bye Mate!
Stranger: Bye bye
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lol ne der hat das doch total ernst gemeintMr.Shyzo hat geschrieben:Lool du kaufst dem das ab_Tyhone_ hat geschrieben:Lool der kauft mir das abConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Herro
You: Hi!My name is Eikichi Onizuka im 23 years old and still single!
You: Copy Paste is cool ;D
Stranger: So?
Stranger: So you're a girl then?
You: No a Boy ;D
Stranger: I aint no faggot.
Stranger: Pahahaha
You: Ok
You:
Stranger: Where you from Eikichi Onizuka?
You: Japan!
Stranger: You still living there?
You: No in America now!
Stranger: Because your English half bad.
Stranger: Ahhh
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Pahahaha.
You:
Stranger: What's your Job Mr Onizuka?
You: Im Teacher!
Stranger: What do you teach Eikichi?
You: Nearly everything!
Stranger: You teaching in like primary school then?
Stranger: Or what?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Ah cool.
Stranger: What's your favorite subject?
You: History!
Stranger: What's your favorite point in History Mr Onizuka?
You: Everything i love it!
Stranger: Okay then. Favorite Historical Icon?
You: Dont know now!
Stranger: Do you teach History like indepth?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Because at Primary School I got like a couple of year in about a 1 hour lesson and didn't really learn much. Then did it in High School for 2 years and then dropped it.
Stranger: And college I only took one subject.
You: Ah cool!
Stranger: Don't kids annoy you?
You: No i like kids!
Stranger: Strange. Every teacher I've ever met. Loathes kids. I dont understand how it works.
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: You because a teacher, knowing you'll teach kids.
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Become*
You:
Stranger: Would you like to teach in higher education?
You: hmm maybe!
Stranger: Like doing History as full time or summat.
Stranger: That would be alright if you like it.
You: Yes
Stranger: Wuu2?
You: What?
Stranger: What you up to.
You: Dont know now
You: I have to go know!
Stranger: Alright pal. Well I'm off.
You: Bye Mate!
Stranger: Bye bye
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