Chattet mit Fremden! Jeez ZOMG

[Axim]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: CHEESE FOR YOU?
You: you know wat ASL means?
You: no thx
Stranger: no
You: gr8 cos i know
Stranger: america online?
You: how old ar u?
Stranger: 8
You: boy or girl?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: boy
You: where do you live?
Stranger: india
Stranger: are you boy or girl?
You: boy
You: so when someone asks you asl?
Stranger: good can we be friends?
Stranger: asl?
You: you answer 8 m ind
Stranger: i see
You: because it means age sex location
You: now
Stranger: what is your asl?
You: im 16 m ch
Stranger: ch is?
You: switzerland
Stranger: chile?
You: and what kind of friends do you mean?
You: no not chile, switzerland
Stranger: ok
You: I really like boys at your age
Stranger: why?
You: you sure have a tight a**hole, havent you?
Stranger: iam not sure
You: HELL YEAH sure you have
You: and I would like f**king you in thee
You: *there
You: how about you?
Stranger: what is f**king
You: stick my wiener in there
Stranger: are you gay?
You: no
You: i just like young boys like you
Stranger: i think you are
You: no im not
Stranger: im going to tell my father
You: dont tell me what i am coz i dont care what you think BITCH!
You: bye

[Axim]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do you have big breasts?
You: for i'm not being female, probably yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi hows things?
You: gr8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Irgendwie hab ichs Gefühl die mögen mich net

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine n u?
Stranger: yeah good
Stranger: so where u from?
You: canada
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: oh what city montreal?
Stranger: australia
You: no not really canada, i'm from dumbfuckistan
Stranger: wtf
You: not because im dumb, but because i know you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ok gut das war fies, aber gebt zu er hats verdient, er komm aus AUSTRALIEN!!

[Two-Face]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

No one likes chat-bot

[Axim]

Omg geiler Tipp thx ^^

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: yes
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: no
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: no
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: no
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: no
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: no
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: yeh
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: yes
You: hello, this is chatbot! if you want to talk to chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE MOUTH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Axim]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: No
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Shut the fuck up chatbot
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: -.-
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: "no"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: I'm sorry for being buggy, i'll just keep repeating the initial message over and over again.
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: This is because my programmer is a stupid lazy alcoholic
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: yes
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: ys
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: v
Stranger: v
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: y
You: y
Stranger: v
You: y
You: y
You: y
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: y
You: y
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
Stranger: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
Stranger: ERROR
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: y
You: EPIC WIN!
Stranger: you aint no bot
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: you fraudster
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: you're not allowed to do this
Stranger: its against the law
You: i am
Stranger: impersonating a bot
Stranger: is illegal
You: not in switzerland ^^
Stranger: in 3 countries around the world
You: xD
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[-Matt-]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: roekoe
Stranger: yes
You: Receiving request
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yes
You: --Error--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: reboot
You: --rebooting--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: enable admin mode>
You: --admin mode enabled--
Stranger: show running config
You: --Error--
Stranger: erase flash
You: --erasing--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in <command>
Stranger: update firmware
You: --searching for updates--
You: --no updates found--
Stranger: downgrade firmware -previous
You: --downloading v1.33--
You: --critical error--
You: --disconnect in 5 seconds--
Stranger: help -?

[Jonny]

Stranger: hey i dont want cybersex just wondering do you prefer - black blonde brunette or ginger?
You:
You: confusing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

krass wie die alle abgehn

[Axim]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: roekoe
Stranger: yes
You: Receiving request
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yes
You: --Error--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: reboot
You: --rebooting--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: enable admin mode>
You: --admin mode enabled--
Stranger: show running config
You: --Error--
Stranger: erase flash
You: --erasing--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in <command>
Stranger: update firmware
You: --searching for updates--
You: --no updates found--
Stranger: downgrade firmware -previous
You: --downloading v1.33--
You: --critical error--
You: --disconnect in 5 seconds--
Stranger: help -?

watn Nerd

[:ugly:]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: roekoe
Stranger: yes
You: Receiving request
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yes
You: --Error--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: reboot
You: --rebooting--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: enable admin mode>
You: --admin mode enabled--
Stranger: show running config
You: --Error--
Stranger: erase flash
You: --erasing--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in <command>
Stranger: update firmware
You: --searching for updates--
You: --no updates found--
Stranger: downgrade firmware -previous
You: --downloading v1.33--
You: --critical error--
You: --disconnect in 5 seconds--
Stranger: help -?

winrar

[träxx-]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: roekoe
Stranger: yes
You: Receiving request
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yes
You: --Error--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: reboot
You: --rebooting--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in "yes"
Stranger: enable admin mode>
You: --admin mode enabled--
Stranger: show running config
You: --Error--
Stranger: erase flash
You: --erasing--
You: Hello, this is Chatbot v1.34! If you want to talk to Chatbot, type in <command>
Stranger: update firmware
You: --searching for updates--
You: --no updates found--
Stranger: downgrade firmware -previous
You: --downloading v1.33--
You: --critical error--
You: --disconnect in 5 seconds--
Stranger: help -?

[Axim]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ALL HAIL URU THE SPIDER GOD
Stranger: WOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWO
Stranger: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
You: its not
You have disconnected.

[mosh_]

Ich glaube Axim hat sich verliebt.

[Cardinals]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Willkommen.
You: Wie darf ich dich nennen?
Stranger: MEU POLONÊS, É VOCÊ? *-*
You: Vielen Dank, ich hätte gerne eine Cola.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cardinals]

Ich glaube Axim hat sich verliebt.

könnte sein

[Cardinals]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hallo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: nederlander? :')
You: Wie geht es dir?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: gut
Stranger: du?
You: Mir geht es gut.
Stranger: toll
You: Kommst du aus dem Deutschen Reich?
Stranger: Nein
You: Aus welchem Reich stammst du?
Stranger: aber ich möchte gern mein farhrad züruck
You: Dein Fahrrad steht im Keller.
Stranger: Niederlande
You: Du kannst Deutsch, dies ist löblich.
Stranger: gib mi züruck!
Stranger: aber
You: Dein Fahrrad steht im Keller.
Stranger: warum
You: Diese Information ist mir nicht bekannt.
You: Ich esse einen Schlauchapfel.
Stranger: das macht Spass
Stranger: wie finden sie meinen deutsch=
You: Dein Deutsch ist äusserst vorbildlich.
Stranger: gut gut!
Stranger: ±D
You: Falls du deine niederländische Staatsbürgerschaft aufgeben willst, könntest du den Einbürgerungstest mit deinem Deutsch ohne Probleme bestehen.
Stranger: Ich weisse ein uhm weird sentence auf deutsch
You: Ich bin gespannt.
Stranger: wenn du so aussiehst können sie gleich auf den strich gehen
Stranger: das habe ich auf schule gelernt
You: Das ist äusserst unlöblich
Stranger: was ist unlöblich
You: Dieser Satz
Stranger: das verstehe ich
Stranger: aber was meinest
Stranger: unlöblich
You: unlöblich ist die Negation von löblich.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: ich verstehe
You: Ich war im Sommer 2008 für Russland.
You: Und ich bin es auch jetzt noch.
Stranger: Verdammt
Stranger: Guus Hiddink
You: Ich besitze mehrere Trikots und eine Fahne.
You: Guus Hiddink ist gut.
Stranger: sicher
Stranger: ein freundliche man
You: Und er hat euch besiegt. Macht ihn beliebt in Russland.
Stranger: er was auch beliebt auf Australien und Korea
You: Medwedew hat ihm eine Staatsbürgerschaft angeboten
Stranger: ja das ist sehr toll
You: Er hat gesagt Nein.
Stranger: wirklich?
You: Er will nicht Russe werden.
Stranger: ah das ist gut
Stranger: er bleibt mit uns
You: Bitte drucke dieses Foto aus und hänge es über deinem Bett auf. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... oto_-5.jpg
Stranger: nein!
You: Du musst.
You: Sonst komm ich durch omegle zu dir.
Stranger: nein nein nein
You: Doch doch doch
Stranger: aber nehmen sie mein fahrad mit?
You: Ja ich bringe das Fahrrad
Stranger: toll!
You: Ich weiss.
You: Ich wünsche dir einen schönen, geruhsamen Abend.
You: Viele Grüsse auch an deine Frau und Kinder.
Stranger: du auch!
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