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[lizard_king]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how r you
Stranger: finee ty u
You: where r u from ?
Stranger: manchester
Stranger: u
You: germany ^^
You: ouw
You: do you like the doors?
Stranger: what doors?
You: THE DOORS >:D
You: dont you know em
Stranger: my flaps?
You: no band the doors
Stranger: lmao ive heard of them never listened to them
You: oh you should
Stranger: mm
Stranger: u boy or girl?
You: u ?
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh.. im a boy >:D
Stranger:
You: .. oh well how is the wather
You: weather
Stranger: finee sun is shining :}
Stranger: hows yours?
You: oh.. the same here ^^
You: but usually its cold in germany
Stranger: good
You: good?!
Stranger: im new to this lmao
Stranger: good its shining and nice!
You: id like to go to california
Stranger: i wanna go new york!
You: maybe ill be gouvenor
You: muaha
You: new york?
You: sounds interesting
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and canada
You: i have relativs there
You: but i dont know them
You: ^^
Stranger: haha you should go visit
You: hmm.. i dont even know if they still live **O
Stranger: lmao!
Stranger: so how r old r u
You: mybe theyre dead !
Stranger: maybee! :O
You: im nice sixteen
Stranger: cool cool
You: u?
You: 85? XD
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol im 14 15 sooon!
You: omg
You: and still in front of the computer
Stranger: haha:D yea
You: the sun is shining you should go out and play
You: no really... how old r u ?
You: i dont think that youre 85!
You: *talking to myself*
You: *how r u?* *im fine thanks*
Stranger: im 14!! lmao
You: oh... no big difference
Stranger: nope
You: ... did i write this right?
Stranger: yea
You: okay
You: goooood
You: what do u think about.... eeh... school
Stranger: its rubbish
Stranger: you?
You: yeeeaaaah
You: totally shit
Stranger: haha
You: do you have good marks..
You: A.. F??
You: **U
Stranger: :p i get like a's b's and c's
Stranger: i'm not doign my exams till next year though
Stranger: doing*
You: allright .. i get 1's 2's 3's 4's 5's
You: ^^
You: i do my school leaving exam this year OMG
You: but after my school i have to got to another school and soon.. and then i can study..
You: fuckdup schoolsystem over here
You: but what i can i do
Stranger: haha
You: talking to a stranger :S
Stranger: must be off now
Stranger: cyaa!
You: yeah
Stranger: i know
You: allright
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[lizard_king]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ...
Stranger: .....
You: .....................
Stranger: ....................................
You: im scared
Stranger: of what?
You: of u
Stranger: but why?
You: mybe youre a fat psycho in front of a computer
Stranger: well you got the latter part right
You: where r u from ?
Stranger: a planet near mars
You: wow
You: interesting im from cthulhus place
Stranger: cool!
You: ya cthulhu
Stranger: yeah!
You: female?
Stranger: yeah!
You: wow r u fat psycho female?
You: from mars XD

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Stranger: chf?
You: hey man
You: chf? what does that mean
Stranger: clubhabboforum
You: ouw
You: what does this mean
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[J1natic]

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You: 4players?
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:/ - vllt. treffe ich noch auf einen.

[lizard_king]

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You: hey
You: i am the lizard king
You: i can do anything
Stranger: you
Stranger: are my soulmate
You: am i ?
Stranger: sometimes i repeat that to myself when i'm hungry
Stranger: yeah totally
You: yeah ^^
Stranger: are you a sort of akward lookin dude with glasses?
You: over the stars
Stranger: if so, come on over
You: we are immaculate
You: stoned
You: day destroys the night
You:
You: do you like pizza?
You: or do you prefer humans
You: hmm tasty fat humans
You: witch chicken
You: with chicken
You: ^^
You: n cheese
You: hmmm
You: how delicious
You: well im from ger
You: n u
You: ?
You: i dont have glasses?
You: !
You: i mean !
You: i dont wear glasses
You: im no nerd
You: .. well
You: you dont want to write dont you?!
You: oh i can understand this
You: oh yeah
You: nobody likes me
You: im so lonely
You: i am the lizard king
You: yeah
You: humans
You: witch chicken
You: with chicken GRR
You: how ru ?
You: oh yeah?
You: are you talking to me?
You: ill be bacl
You: ill be back XD
You: wow
You: interesting conversation
You: allright
You: im wating a few seconds
You: 4
You: your
You: responses
You: ..
You: ...
You: ........
You: ...............
You: ............................
You: damn you !
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[lizard_king]

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: so whats your name
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[lizard_king]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: glad to see u
You: how r u
Stranger: you don´t see me
You: maybe i do >:D
Stranger: fokei
You: im watching u
You: muahaha
Stranger: okei
You: hey where r u from?
Stranger: so where I live if you see me?
You: on earth
You: yeah
You: i know u
Stranger: how?
You: i know everything
Stranger: i´m from holland
Stranger: you?
You: wow.. were neightboors im from germany
Stranger: no i
You: no you are not
You: verstehst du detusch?
Stranger: I don´t live in holland
You: where do u live then?
Stranger: you can quess
You: the us
You: no... wait
Stranger: no
You: germany?!
Stranger: no
You: russia
Stranger: nop
You: netherlands
Stranger: noup
You: china
You: japan
Stranger: no
You: spain
Stranger: no
You: italy
Stranger: no
You: how was it called again: france XD
Stranger: no
You: ...... africa
Stranger: no
You: wait i have to get a map
You: mom
Stranger: it´s in europe
Stranger: mom?
You: one moment
You: ^^
Stranger: okei
You: ukraine
Stranger: no
You: turkey
Stranger: no
You: kasachstania
Stranger: no
You: england
Stranger: no
You: irland
Stranger: no
You: weißrussland? eeh.. white russia XD
You: dunno how its calldes
You: called
You: grrr
You: damn fingers
You: lol
You: norway
Stranger: no i don´t know and no not there
Stranger: nearly
You: sweden
Stranger: nearly
You: island
Stranger: no
You: finnland?
Stranger: yess
You: yeaaah
You: i am a goooood
You: yeaaah
You: you made my day
You:
Stranger: okei
You: are you a female or a male?
Stranger: female
Stranger: you?
You: oh nice.. i always meet females here
You: male
Stranger: okei
You: allright do u know 4players?
You: its a website
Stranger: no
You:
You: do u know the doors
Stranger: what is´t?
You: a band
You: lynyrd skynyrd?
Stranger: yes I have been heard about the doors
You: yeaaaah
You: you should listen to them
Stranger: lynyrd skynyrd?
You: a band too
You: ^^
Stranger: okei
Stranger: never heard about it
You: the doors are poetry
You: yeah
Stranger: okei
You: how is the weather
Stranger: sorry if take time when i write
You: youre too slow
You: i think im much faster than u ^^
You: haha
You: so.. whats your age?
Stranger: something too young
You: 11?
You: sixteen?
Stranger: and sorry also my bad english
Stranger: 15
You: hey im sixteen
Stranger: okei
You: oh well
You: im running out of topics XD
You: ....
Stranger: can you wait second
You: yes
You: of course ^^
You:
You: *talking to myself* *initializing selftalking and beating*
You: *init end*
You: Stranger: You are God. You: i know
You: ^^
Stranger: im back, had to move my scooter
You: scooter? what is tihs again?
Stranger: what?
You: scooter?
You: what does that mean?
You: i forgot
Stranger: do you know what its?
You: no
Stranger: wait
You: im wondering what it is ^^
You: i dunno
You: whats a scooter`?
You: car scooter?
You:
Stranger: i show you picture
You: how do you want to do this?
Stranger: http://www.scooter-system.fr/bibliotheq ... ouleur.jpg
You: wait a second
Stranger: okei
You: cool born to be wild
You: haha
Stranger: okei
You: i show you something too
Stranger: okei
You: http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/index-bi ... butter.jpg
You: fascinating isnt it?
Stranger: fascinating?
You: i dont know how to write fascination as an adjektiv
You: so... its facinating ^^
Stranger: okei
You: sometimes im bad at english
Stranger: me too
You: oh well
You: do u like school?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: you?'
You: noo
You: noooooooo
You: never
You: no... how can u think something like this!!! HOW DARE U!?
Stranger: but now is weekend
You: yeah
You: i have holiday.. vacation
You: eeh... school holidays
You: so i dont have to visit school for the next 2 weeks ^^
Stranger: nice
You: cool isnt it
Stranger: why?
You: because it is how it is
You: and thats it
You: no scool for the next 2 weeks
Stranger: i have to go school manday
You: haha
You: looser
You:
You: say your teacher hello from me
You: and give him a kiss
Stranger: im jealous
You: haha
Stranger: no i hate my teacher
You: you dont have to be jealous
You: then kick him >:D
You: into his fat ***
Stranger: maybe i will
You: hehe
You: do it
You: he should learn how to behave
Stranger: :d
Stranger: *
You: and he just learns if you kick him
You: do kick him
Stranger: okei
You: allright gotta go now
You: kick him
You: cheers
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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[kaozgurke]

You: hi
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: wazzup?
You: sorry im not so good in english where u from?
Stranger: kazachstan
Stranger: and you?>
You: cool im from germany
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^^abserviert

[lizard_king]

You: cool como te llames?
Stranger: actually we don't speak spanish in brazil, we speak portuguese but my name is Vinícius
You: my name is merkel
You: angie for my lovers
Stranger: so you're a guy or a girl?
You: well.. you should tell me:
You: http://www.lahn-dill.de/bilder/merkel08/merkel.jpg
You: do u think im pretty?
You:
Stranger: hahaha nice one
You: no its not a joke
You: im merkel.. for real man
You: im not joking... dont you think im pretty?
You: cmon
You: i can dance very well
Stranger: anyway, gotta go work, nice talking to you
Stranger: see ya
You: wait
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You: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hi im from germany
You: n u
You: ?
Stranger: finland
You: hey
You: didnt i talk to you yet?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: probably not
You: remember scooter?
You: no
You: okay
You: probably not
Stranger: yeah
You: what yeah?
Stranger: nothing
You: nothing ?
You: oh
You: what a pity
You:
Stranger: exactly
You: ich esse gerne sauerkraut mit wurst
Stranger: wollen wir uns romlecken
You: was
You: du bist detuscher!
You: deutcher
Stranger: not really
You: deutscher
Stranger: that's the only sentence i know
You: wie jetzt!?
You: achso
You: ok so
Stranger: ja ja
You: nene
You: du bist ein blöder finne!
Stranger: du bist ein.... germaani!
You: ich bin asterix!
You: aber der kommt aus der normandie
You: aber egal
Stranger: ich bin harry potter!
You: kennst du 4players?
Stranger: nein
You: nein?
You: dann hau ab!!!!
Stranger: nein.
You: los!
You: verschwinde!
Stranger: was los!
You: HAU AB!
You: ICH WILL DICH NIE WIEDER LESEN!
Stranger: genau!
You: jaaa!
You: du stinkst wie ein schwein!
You: stimmts!?
You: jaa?
Stranger: jaa jaa
You: gut
Stranger: sehr gut
You: find ich auch
You: gut das du das einsiehts
Stranger: ich liebe dich
You: hau ab! ich mich auch!

[kaozgurke]

You: hi
Stranger: sieg heil
You: ah du deutscher
You: ich knkret türke
You: konkret ich meine
You: ne mal im ernst
Stranger: no i'm coming from finland
Stranger: and you
Stranger: i just like nazi things
You: aah im from germany
You: in not a niazi
You: why do u like nazis?
Stranger: because hitler was cool
You: u think??ß
You: im antifa B )
Stranger: oh...
You: shit happenz
Stranger: sad but true
You: lol i think the same
Stranger: hah
You: do you hate other etnic groups?
Stranger: i hate niggers, jews, muslims and gypsys
You: why???
You: im a jew nigga
Stranger: they are ruining our land, they are subhumans
You: aha and why?
Stranger: fear the second coming of hitler
You: OK I WILL
Stranger: those parasites take our jobs
You: aha they are parasits because they have another skin and get a job like everyone?
Stranger: those have to get a real job from their own homeland
You: ok but look when u came in another country because a killer wants to kill u or something what do u do??? you go in another land because u didnt want to die didnt youß
You: ?
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[Atomkeks]

Kranker scheiß...xD

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Stranger: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
You: hai
You: burn >.<
You: =D
You: wtf
Stranger: And what do you burn, apart from witches ?
You: maybe...wood
You: what do you want? xD
Stranger: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
You: cause i burn them...
You: eh...
You: is this a quizshow?
Stranger: sort of
You: so..did i won? xD
Stranger: absolutely not
You: damn -_-
You: where u from?
Stranger: From the depths of Hell !
You: u mean Africa?
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[kaozgurke]

boah rassist

[Lege Artis]

Also ich hatte gearde ein 3/4 stündiges gespräch mit einem Mädel aus Luxemburg...wir bleiben in jedenfalls in Kontakt^^ also das ist abgesehen von den möchtegern fbi agenten und drogenverkäufern und spackso echt nice ^^

[kaozgurke]

^^
aufreisser

[Megamen 1]

ist lustig^^

[-Matt-]

Kranker scheiß...xD

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Stranger: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
You: hai
You: burn >.<
You: =D
You: wtf
Stranger: And what do you burn, apart from witches ?
You: maybe...wood
You: what do you want? xD
Stranger: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
You: cause i burn them...
You: eh...
You: is this a quizshow?
Stranger: sort of
You: so..did i won? xD
Stranger: absolutely not
You: damn -_-
You: where u from?
Stranger: From the depths of Hell !
You: u mean Africa?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

You: so..did i won? xD
Stranger: absolutely not