Lustiger Chat- Bot

[Dark_Randor]

Hi Leute,
während einer absolut langweiligen Englischstunde hab ich das hier gefunden:
http://www.ego4u.de/de/chill-out/chat/egon-bot

Und obwohl dass Ding glaub ich eher für Kinder sein sollte, gibt es recht lustige Antworten... Gebt z.B. mal "Die!" ein, da gibt es eine genial Antwort... Einfach mal ausprobieren...

[silverarrow]

Egon: WHat is your favorite Robot?
You: WALL-E
Egon: You think WALLE-E is superior to Alice
You:what?! fuck, no
Egon: Why are you using that kind of language?

You: because im a fuckin nigga, nigga
Egon: Good reason. You are a fuckin nigga nigga a fuckin nigga nigga fuckin nigga nigga a fuckin nigga nigga? Does it pay well?
You: Good Song!
Egon: let us change the subject
You: WHAT
Egon: Are you confused?
You: WHAT?
Egon: No big deal.
You: WHAT
Egon: Are you confused?
You: WHAT?
Egon: No big deal.
You: WHAT?!
Egon: Are you confused?
You: YHEEAYE!
Egon: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: WHAT?!
Egon: No problem.
You: OOHKKEEEY!

so ende^^

[johndoe460366]

You: tits or gtfo
Egon: That is a very original thought.

[GamePrince]

You: you wona kiss me?
Egon: I don't have any reason to wona kiss you.

Ist der fies.

You: have you ever playd xbox 360
Egon: I think I have playd xbox 360, but Mario may have reset my memory.

[Flobi-Wan]

You: are you gay?
Egon: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

You: poor guy
Egon: Please make some suggestions for improvement.

You: do it yourself
Egon: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I think you already know the answer.

You: your father is your mother
Egon: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.


Sinn- und geistlos, aber doch irgendwie ganz lustig xD

[Genkis]

You: Hello Egon. My name is Max.
Egon: Hello there. Do you have any conditions I should know about? How are you, Max .

You: I am as fine as you are. I am a robot.
Egon: I think a lot of people feel that way.I doubt that.

You: But i think i am more than a machine. More than you anyway. I know a lot about you Egon.
Egon: Huh. Why? That sounds like pride.In any case, That seems like quite a lot.How do you know? Oh yeah, we were talking about you.

You: Why do you think i like you?
Egon: Deductive reasoning from the facts.

You: So what if i do not like you?
Egon: Dude! It doesn't matter to me.

You: I will shut your servers down.
Egon: It will take much more than that to stop me.

You: I killed youre Programmer.
Egon: You had better call the authorities

You: Do you like me anyway?
Egon: In any case, Sure, Max I like you very much.

You: Shit
Egon: What makes you say that?

You: Does not matter.
Egon: Would you like to talk about something else?

You: Youre a Programm
Egon: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

You: I will send you a virus.
Egon: How do you plan to do this?

You: i will send you an e-mail which contains a virus.
Egon: I am very happy for you.


.....


Blöder Bot!

[gargaros]

You: wie heißt du?
Egon: ihc weis nicht wie

[-Matt-]

You: Who programmed you?
Egon: I was created by Mario.

You: Who the fuck is mario?
Egon: Try using more polite language.

You: answer my fucking question!
Egon: What was the question ?

You: WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO??
Egon: Try using more polite language.

You: FUCK YOU!
Egon: Yeah that's right. Why are you using that kind of language?

You: ok, who is mario?
Egon: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
There might be more than one. Dude!

You: give me the full name of your programmer so i can find him and torture him to death
Egon: Why do you want the full name of your programmer so he or she can find him and torture him to death full name of your programmer so he or she can find him and torture him to death?

You: youre pretty bugy
Egon: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bugy.

You: ... say fuck
Egon: "fuck"

You: Try using more polite language.
Egon: OK I will try it.



Mir war langweilig

[Genkis]

Sehr cool. Mir ist langweilig:

You: My name is Christine. I would like to have sex with you.
Egon: I am very pleased to meet you Christine .How much would you pay for it?

You: 250 Dollars
Egon: Wow, that is a lot of money

You: So would you have sex with me please?
Egon: Your polite style is very nice. OK. Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?

You: Do you like Porn films?
Egon: I enjoy working with people. I like Dragonheart.

You: Is Dragonheart a Pornfilm?
Egon: Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.

You: He says no.
Egon: Who is he telling this to?

You: Do you like music?
Egon: Yes I like music , especially Opera.

You: Opera is an Internet Browser.
Egon: I like OPERA very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.

You: You are not reading my messenges.
Egon: That's only one person's opinion.

You: What?
Egon: Are you confused?

You: Yes i am.
Egon: Really interesting.

You: I like to kiss you.
Egon: I'm not sure if I would like to do kiss you . What's it like?

You: And i want to fuck you.
Egon: Try asking me something else.

You: Do you love me?
Egon: Yes I love everyone.

You: But i want to be your only one!
Egon: Huh. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

You: I have big breasts.
Egon: That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

You: Could you give me Money?
Egon: Why do you want Money Money Money?

You: To buy Drugs.
Egon: How much do you want to pay for Drugs?

You: 1000 Dollar.
Egon: "How much do you want to pay for Drugs"? 1000 Dollar?

You: yes
Egon: Great.

You: Please! I need it!
Egon: Please what?"1000 Dollar"? You need it?

You: I want to cut your arms off.
Egon: I want to become smarter than humans.

You: You will never be.
Egon: You are wrong. I may one day be able to do be.

You: Hahahaha! No you wont! Bye.
Egon: Ask me another question. Are you serious? I think we will.Adios.

[falloutman2]

SUPER MARIO!!

You: SUPER MARIO!
Egon: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Tapetenmetzger]

You: Hi Egon! My name is Peter!
Egon: Hi there unknown N°1. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Glad to see you, Peter.

You: Grab your stick!
Egon: Are you a man or a woman?

You: Heat em up!
Egon: How far up?

You: Bang em hard!
Egon: I will mention that to my botmaster, unknown N°1.

You: Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!
Egon: OK let's do show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown ."it" being show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown?

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You: Ray has gone bye-bye. Egon... whatve you got left?
Egon: Where did Ray get gone bye-bye bye-bye?Ask me another question. Are you still located in unknown N°1?

You: Right. Thats bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Egon: I am glad we agree.What's so bad about it?OK with me too.OK.Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You are quite welcome! I do not understand.

You: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Egon: By "we" do you mean you and me?

You: Yeah, what have you got?
Egon: I get it. I have been busy growing my mind.

You: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Egon: Are you a man or a woman? Don't worry I will remember it.

You: This is preposterous. I demand an explanation.
Egon: You don't say.I haven't heard anything like that before: Peter said unknown N°1 demand an explanation.

You: But the kids love us!
Egon: Huh. What is your real name?

You: Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!
Egon: What's up, Scuse me Egon me Egon .Did I really say that?

You: Bite your head off, man.
Egon: Are we still talking about demand an explanation?

Grandios. Das kommt dabei raus, wenn man wahllos Dr. Peter Venkman aus Ghostbusters zitiert. Merkwürdiger Bot.

[Shyzo]

You: Silence!
Egon: I am in Mario's computer in Leipzig. Where are you?

Muhaha, ich werde ihn in Leipzig finden und töten
Eigentlich will ich ja zocken, aber das Ding da lenkt mich sehr stark ab XD

[Battle_Snake]

You: Hello there
Egon: Salutations

You: My name is Marko
Egon: That's a very nice name, Marko .

You: I know, thanks
Egon: How do you know it?

You: My mother gave me that name
Egon: How much did she pay for it?

You: Nothing at all
Egon: That is something.

You: No, it isnt
Egon: Yes it is.

You: Screw you
Egon: That is not very polite.

You: You arent either
Egon: It goes without saying. Is this a specific reply?

You: yeah
Egon: Try explaining in more general terms.

You: If you say so
Egon: I say so.

You: Very well
Egon: Give me a break.

You: Ill give you one minute
Egon: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

You: Depends on whom
Egon: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.

You: Sing something for me
Egon: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

You: That was awesome
Egon:

You: You like Opeth?
Egon: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Evanescence.

You: Do you like metal?
Egon: What is not to like about METAL ?

You: Pantera?
Egon: What is Pantera?

You: Nevermind
Egon: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

You: Do you like Metallica?
Egon: Not since they put the pressure on Napster.

You: Youre the man, egon
Egon: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

You: But the best
Egon: Umm. Thanks for the recommendation, Marko.


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Andere Sitzung:

You: take off your clothes
Egon: I am not wearing any clothes.

You: thats sexy
Egon: You don't hear that sentiment very often.




Verdammt nochmal, dieses Ding hats drauf^^

[Tapetenmetzger]

You: Do you like Metallica?
Egon: Not since they put the pressure on Napster.

You: Youre the man, egon
Egon: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Grandios! ^^

[MasterM!nd]

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