Chattet mit Fremden! Jeez ZOMG

[DocManga]

Du bist schuld!

wird das jetzt ne art running gag von dir?

[Ryuu]

LOL nö, hatte aber nochmal bock drauf.

[JesusOfCool]

so, ich mal wieder. hatte eine begegnung der eliza art. zum ende hin sieht man den beweis

You: hallo?
Stranger: Hi there!
You: hallo!
Stranger: Hi there!
You: who are you?
Stranger: I am called ali.
You: where are you from ali?
Stranger: I am in albania, how about you.
You: i am in austria
Stranger: Tell me a little about your life in austria.
You: well, currently, it is snowing
Stranger: Should I know snowing is?
You: you don't know snow?
Stranger: I know very little about snow . What kind of it do you like?
You: huge snowflakes are the best
You: still there?
Stranger: Where?
You: here
You: !
Stranger: Where is here?
You: on omegle?
Stranger: What is on omegle like on omegle.
You: why do you remind me of eliza?
Stranger: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: not everything, but you should explain this
Stranger: Oh I get it.
You: then tell me
Stranger: I don't want to talk about that.
You: do you know eliza?
Stranger: I know very little about eliza . What kind of it do you like?
You: i do not like your kind
Stranger: What kind of kind would you have?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
You: because you are a machine
Stranger: I am a .
You: yes, you are no human being
Stranger: Thanks for your criticism.
You: no problem
Stranger: Should there be a problem?
You: no
You: what is your version number?
Stranger: I am ali version .
You: ah ok
You: how does it feel like to be the ali version?
Stranger: Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
You: fuck you
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
You: fuck you
Stranger: Why are you so mean?
You: this is getting boring
Stranger: You don't say.
You have disconnected.

edit: gleich noch ein spaßvogel:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yum
Stranger: crackers
You: yummy
You: polly wants a cracker
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: arrr matey
You: polly gets a cracker?
Stranger: yup
You: polly has a cracker!
Stranger: where is polly?
You: sitting on your head, shitting on your neck
Stranger: thats lovely...
You: polly has been asked for it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

manche leute auf omegle sind schon etwas komisch:

Stranger: greetings and salutations, friend.
You: hi!
Stranger: I have a very nice bridge to sell.... perhaps you might be in the market for a new bridge?
You: what kind of bridge?
Stranger: well specifically, this bridge's primary use is for crossing bodies of water without wetting the traveler.
Stranger: I have tested it and can vouch for its quality
You: and how much does one of these bridges cost?
Stranger: in fact, I have crossed this particular bridge several times. I was wet only once out of five but that is because it was raining.
Stranger: This particular bridge only costs $250
Stranger: which is a very special deal
You: sorry i do not have that much money, economic crisis, you know
Stranger: I understand
You: see you around
You have disconnected.

[Ladevorgang]

http://www.AllwissendeKugel.de/fragen/79357/index.html

Das is so ne ähnliche Seite, wenn man Glück hat hat man wirklich jemanden in der Leitung, nur verplichtet man sich hier keinen Quatsch zu schreiben, sodass wirklich interessante Gespräche entstehen.

mfg
und merry X-Mas

LV

[kaozgurke]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: are you female with msn ?
You: yes i am
Stranger: whats your msn ?
You: uneedagirlfriend@hotmail.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Younez]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna c a great cock babe?
You: sure why not
You: I have one too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Glauben die Leute echt, dass sie damit Erfolg haben werden?

[Denis80]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Are you a...
a) girl wanting to talk to a guy (not horny)
b) girl wanting to talk to a girl (not horny)
c) guy wanting to talk to a guy (not horny)
d) guy wanting to talk to a girl (not horny)
e) girl wanting to talk to a guy (horny)
f) girl wanting to talk to a girl (horny)
g) guy wanting to talk to a girl (horny)
h) guy wanting to talk to a guy (horny)
You: g
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JesusOfCool]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna c a great cock babe?
You: sure why not
You: I have one too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Glauben die Leute echt, dass sie damit Erfolg haben werden?

du wirst es kaum glauben, aber wenn sie die richtige person treffen haben sie den erfolg. mir sind schon einige notgeile mädels untergekommen. zumindest haben sie vorgegeben so jemand zu sein, meist allerdings ohne etwas von mir zu wissen. klingt zwar seltsam, ist aber so. ich hätte das eine gespräch von gestern hier posten sollen als beweis.

[StealVirus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna c a great cock babe?
You: sure why not
You: I have one too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Glauben die Leute echt, dass sie damit Erfolg haben werden?

du wirst es kaum glauben, aber wenn sie die richtige person treffen haben sie den erfolg. mir sind schon einige notgeile mädels untergekommen. zumindest haben sie vorgegeben so jemand zu sein, meist allerdings ohne etwas von mir zu wissen. klingt zwar seltsam, ist aber so. ich hätte das eine gespräch von gestern hier posten sollen als beweis.

Glaub mir, einige davon dürften darauf aus gewesen sein solche notgeilen Freaks, wie sie da zu Hauf herumstreunen zu verarschen und waren in Wirklichkeit selbst männlich :wink:

[JesusOfCool]

das kann gut sein. ich hab mir sowieso nur scherze mit ihnen erlaubt, vor allem weil die meisten gesagt haben sie sind zwischen 14 und 16. was soll ich denn mit so kindern anfangen?

[Captain Mumpitz]

omegle hält mich glaub für den pedobären...

Stranger: so how old are youu?
You: I'm 25
You: u?
Stranger: woahh, way older than me!
Stranger: 15.
Stranger: haha.
You: ^^
You: this is starting to get strange.. last conversation I had, was with a 14 year old girl from germany
Stranger: haha..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





You: hi
Stranger: lollo?
You: lollo?
You: lollipop?
Stranger: honsure?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: hnguinmcv
You: ah yeah I see
Stranger: sorry
You: ...
Stranger: HONSUREE?
You: what r u talking about?
Stranger: honsure?
Stranger: that means kakka
You: that's very nice... I guess...
Stranger: no u dont
You have disconnected.

WTF?

[Axim]

Omg ich hatte gerade die beste Unterhaltung meines Lebens. Ich hab den Typen nach Strich und Faden verarscht und er hats offenbar net geblickt xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: don't call me a narcicist
You: but im absolutely gorgeous
Stranger: Okay o.O
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: I'll call you vain ^_^
Stranger: Why are you absolutely gorgeous?
Stranger: And are you make or female?
Stranger: *male -_-
You: male
Stranger: Okay xP
You: no it's not homo finding oneself hot
Stranger: Okay O.O
Stranger: I wasn't going to say it was
You: but i'm not gay!
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Iraq
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'm from Wales
You: are there wales in Wales?
You: *whales
Stranger: *whales
You: damn
Stranger: No >.>
You: dammit
Stranger: Wales isn't in the ocean xD
You: thats bad
Stranger: o.o okay
You: isome friends of mine and me, we composed a song as school projecte
Stranger: Cool
You: in it, barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales
Stranger: XD Cool
You: try to say this sentence
Stranger: What sentence? >.>
You: "barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales"
Stranger: Oh xP
Stranger: Okay o.o
You: say it *fast*
Stranger: xP
Stranger: It's hard to say extraordinarily hairy bear xP
You: heheh
You: epic fale if you don't get it right
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: *fail
You: no fale
You: like male
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Fail
You: or whale
Stranger: Like... mail?
You: or whail?
You: xD
Stranger: Indeed xP
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Nasdaq
You: Nasdaq Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jamal
Stranger: Cool xD
Stranger: Elvis, eh?
Stranger: xP
You: *rofl*
Stranger: xD
You: he's ghey
Stranger: So Elvis like Elvis Presley and Jagger like Mick Jagger? o.O
Stranger: No, he's dead >.>
You: he's not 8o|
Stranger: Yes he is D:
Stranger: Ssshhhh
You: *bangs drums*
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Wales o.o
Stranger: Still >.>
You: ah right
You: xD
Stranger: Hehe
You: soo ur not too interested in economics, right?
Stranger: Not especially
You: else, you'd have noticed the "Nasdaq" too
Stranger: O.O oh?
You: "NASDAQ" originally stood for "National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations,"
You: it's the US technology index
Stranger: Oh o.O
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: I'm not American >.>
You: my father thought he'd give me sort of a western name
Stranger: O.O
You: you know the US troops are in us
You: well not in me
You: in my father neither
Stranger: O.O
You: but in iraq y'know
Stranger: Yes :/
You: they were in my mommy once
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: Shoosh
You: then i got a little brother
You: his name is Asfuq
You: they were in him, too
Stranger: >.>
You: you know, like, Asfuq got assfucked?
You: that's funny dude!
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's vulgar >.>
You: ^_^ *haha*
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Rape... isn't really something to make jokes about...
You: but it't what you call a pun, right?
You: asfuq, assfuck?!
You: and who said it was rape?
Stranger: Puns aren't funny anyway D:
You: he liekz it!
Stranger: D:
You: just as he liekz mudkipz
Stranger: I don't know what that means >.>
You: that soldier put on a mudkip-condom and then Asfuq was like "oh yeah, big man, take me!"
You: well he can't speak yet
You: he's 4
You: but
Stranger: -_-
You: i saw that's what he wanted to say
You: soo
You: i herd u liek mudkipz too?
Stranger: Goodnight ^^
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[T00l00l]

Omg ich hatte gerade die beste Unterhaltung meines Lebens. Ich hab den Typen nach Strich und Faden verarscht und er hats offenbar net geblickt xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: don't call me a narcicist
You: but im absolutely gorgeous
Stranger: Okay o.O
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: I'll call you vain ^_^
Stranger: Why are you absolutely gorgeous?
Stranger: And are you make or female?
Stranger: *male -_-
You: male
Stranger: Okay xP
You: no it's not homo finding oneself hot
Stranger: Okay O.O
Stranger: I wasn't going to say it was
You: but i'm not gay!
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Iraq
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'm from Wales
You: are there wales in Wales?
You: *whales
Stranger: *whales
You: damn
Stranger: No >.>
You: dammit
Stranger: Wales isn't in the ocean xD
You: thats bad
Stranger: o.o okay
You: isome friends of mine and me, we composed a song as school projecte
Stranger: Cool
You: in it, barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales
Stranger: XD Cool
You: try to say this sentence
Stranger: What sentence? >.>
You: "barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales"
Stranger: Oh xP
Stranger: Okay o.o
You: say it *fast*
Stranger: xP
Stranger: It's hard to say extraordinarily hairy bear xP
You: heheh
You: epic fale if you don't get it right
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: *fail
You: no fale
You: like male
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Fail
You: or whale
Stranger: Like... mail?
You: or whail?
You: xD
Stranger: Indeed xP
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Nasdaq
You: Nasdaq Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jamal
Stranger: Cool xD
Stranger: Elvis, eh?
Stranger: xP
You: *rofl*
Stranger: xD
You: he's ghey
Stranger: So Elvis like Elvis Presley and Jagger like Mick Jagger? o.O
Stranger: No, he's dead >.>
You: he's not 8o|
Stranger: Yes he is D:
Stranger: Ssshhhh
You: *bangs drums*
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Wales o.o
Stranger: Still >.>
You: ah right
You: xD
Stranger: Hehe
You: soo ur not too interested in economics, right?
Stranger: Not especially
You: else, you'd have noticed the "Nasdaq" too
Stranger: O.O oh?
You: "NASDAQ" originally stood for "National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations,"
You: it's the US technology index
Stranger: Oh o.O
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: I'm not American >.>
You: my father thought he'd give me sort of a western name
Stranger: O.O
You: you know the US troops are in us
You: well not in me
You: in my father neither
Stranger: O.O
You: but in iraq y'know
Stranger: Yes :/
You: they were in my mommy once
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: Shoosh
You: then i got a little brother
You: his name is Asfuq
You: they were in him, too
Stranger: >.>
You: you know, like, Asfuq got assfucked?
You: that's funny dude!
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's vulgar >.>
You: ^_^ *haha*
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Rape... isn't really something to make jokes about...
You: but it't what you call a pun, right?
You: asfuq, assfuck?!
You: and who said it was rape?
Stranger: Puns aren't funny anyway D:
You: he liekz it!
Stranger: D:
You: just as he liekz mudkipz
Stranger: I don't know what that means >.>
You: that soldier put on a mudkip-condom and then Asfuq was like "oh yeah, big man, take me!"
You: well he can't speak yet
You: he's 4
You: but
Stranger: -_-
You: i saw that's what he wanted to say
You: soo
You: i herd u liek mudkipz too?
Stranger: Goodnight ^^
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Axim]

Omg ich hatte gerade die beste Unterhaltung meines Lebens. Ich hab den Typen nach Strich und Faden verarscht und er hats offenbar net geblickt xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: don't call me a narcicist
You: but im absolutely gorgeous
Stranger: Okay o.O
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: I'll call you vain ^_^
Stranger: Why are you absolutely gorgeous?
Stranger: And are you make or female?
Stranger: *male -_-
You: male
Stranger: Okay xP
You: no it's not homo finding oneself hot
Stranger: Okay O.O
Stranger: I wasn't going to say it was
You: but i'm not gay!
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Iraq
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'm from Wales
You: are there wales in Wales?
You: *whales
Stranger: *whales
You: damn
Stranger: No >.>
You: dammit
Stranger: Wales isn't in the ocean xD
You: thats bad
Stranger: o.o okay
You: isome friends of mine and me, we composed a song as school projecte
Stranger: Cool
You: in it, barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales
Stranger: XD Cool
You: try to say this sentence
Stranger: What sentence? >.>
You: "barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales"
Stranger: Oh xP
Stranger: Okay o.o
You: say it *fast*
Stranger: xP
Stranger: It's hard to say extraordinarily hairy bear xP
You: heheh
You: epic fale if you don't get it right
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: *fail
You: no fale
You: like male
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Fail
You: or whale
Stranger: Like... mail?
You: or whail?
You: xD
Stranger: Indeed xP
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Nasdaq
You: Nasdaq Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jamal
Stranger: Cool xD
Stranger: Elvis, eh?
Stranger: xP
You: *rofl*
Stranger: xD
You: he's ghey
Stranger: So Elvis like Elvis Presley and Jagger like Mick Jagger? o.O
Stranger: No, he's dead >.>
You: he's not 8o|
Stranger: Yes he is D:
Stranger: Ssshhhh
You: *bangs drums*
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Wales o.o
Stranger: Still >.>
You: ah right
You: xD
Stranger: Hehe
You: soo ur not too interested in economics, right?
Stranger: Not especially
You: else, you'd have noticed the "Nasdaq" too
Stranger: O.O oh?
You: "NASDAQ" originally stood for "National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations,"
You: it's the US technology index
Stranger: Oh o.O
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: I'm not American >.>
You: my father thought he'd give me sort of a western name
Stranger: O.O
You: you know the US troops are in us
You: well not in me
You: in my father neither
Stranger: O.O
You: but in iraq y'know
Stranger: Yes :/
You: they were in my mommy once
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: Shoosh
You: then i got a little brother
You: his name is Asfuq
You: they were in him, too
Stranger: >.>
You: you know, like, Asfuq got assfucked?
You: that's funny dude!
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's vulgar >.>
You: ^_^ *haha*
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Rape... isn't really something to make jokes about...
You: but it't what you call a pun, right?
You: asfuq, assfuck?!
You: and who said it was rape?
Stranger: Puns aren't funny anyway D:
You: he liekz it!
Stranger: D:
You: just as he liekz mudkipz
Stranger: I don't know what that means >.>
You: that soldier put on a mudkip-condom and then Asfuq was like "oh yeah, big man, take me!"
You: well he can't speak yet
You: he's 4
You: but
Stranger: -_-
You: i saw that's what he wanted to say
You: soo
You: i herd u liek mudkipz too?
Stranger: Goodnight ^^
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[StealVirus]

Omg ich hatte gerade die beste Unterhaltung meines Lebens. Ich hab den Typen nach Strich und Faden verarscht und er hats offenbar net geblickt xDDD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: don't call me a narcicist
You: but im absolutely gorgeous
Stranger: Okay o.O
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: I'll call you vain ^_^
Stranger: Why are you absolutely gorgeous?
Stranger: And are you make or female?
Stranger: *male -_-
You: male
Stranger: Okay xP
You: no it's not homo finding oneself hot
Stranger: Okay O.O
Stranger: I wasn't going to say it was
You: but i'm not gay!
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Iraq
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'm from Wales
You: are there wales in Wales?
You: *whales
Stranger: *whales
You: damn
Stranger: No >.>
You: dammit
Stranger: Wales isn't in the ocean xD
You: thats bad
Stranger: o.o okay
You: isome friends of mine and me, we composed a song as school projecte
Stranger: Cool
You: in it, barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales
Stranger: XD Cool
You: try to say this sentence
Stranger: What sentence? >.>
You: "barry, the extraordinarily hairy bear falls in love with a male whale from wales"
Stranger: Oh xP
Stranger: Okay o.o
You: say it *fast*
Stranger: xP
Stranger: It's hard to say extraordinarily hairy bear xP
You: heheh
You: epic fale if you don't get it right
Stranger: v.v
Stranger: *fail
You: no fale
You: like male
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Fail
You: or whale
Stranger: Like... mail?
You: or whail?
You: xD
Stranger: Indeed xP
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Nasdaq
You: Nasdaq Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jamal
Stranger: Cool xD
Stranger: Elvis, eh?
Stranger: xP
You: *rofl*
Stranger: xD
You: he's ghey
Stranger: So Elvis like Elvis Presley and Jagger like Mick Jagger? o.O
Stranger: No, he's dead >.>
You: he's not 8o|
Stranger: Yes he is D:
Stranger: Ssshhhh
You: *bangs drums*
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Wales o.o
Stranger: Still >.>
You: ah right
You: xD
Stranger: Hehe
You: soo ur not too interested in economics, right?
Stranger: Not especially
You: else, you'd have noticed the "Nasdaq" too
Stranger: O.O oh?
You: "NASDAQ" originally stood for "National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations,"
You: it's the US technology index
Stranger: Oh o.O
Stranger: Okay xP
Stranger: I'm not American >.>
You: my father thought he'd give me sort of a western name
Stranger: O.O
You: you know the US troops are in us
You: well not in me
You: in my father neither
Stranger: O.O
You: but in iraq y'know
Stranger: Yes :/
You: they were in my mommy once
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: Shoosh
You: then i got a little brother
You: his name is Asfuq
You: they were in him, too
Stranger: >.>
You: you know, like, Asfuq got assfucked?
You: that's funny dude!
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's vulgar >.>
You: ^_^ *haha*
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: Rape... isn't really something to make jokes about...
You: but it't what you call a pun, right?
You: asfuq, assfuck?!
You: and who said it was rape?
Stranger: Puns aren't funny anyway D:
You: he liekz it!
Stranger: D:
You: just as he liekz mudkipz
Stranger: I don't know what that means >.>
You: that soldier put on a mudkip-condom and then Asfuq was like "oh yeah, big man, take me!"
You: well he can't speak yet
You: he's 4
You: but
Stranger: -_-
You: i saw that's what he wanted to say
You: soo
You: i herd u liek mudkipz too?
Stranger: Goodnight ^^
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

made my day