Lustiger Chat- Bot

[Hitoshura]

You: ...
Egon: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: what?
Egon: Didn't you understand it?

You: want to say I am stupid???? ooohhh you son of a b*tch
Egon: OK, I will say he or she is stupid he or she is stupid.What do you do in your spare time?
You: you are the gayest bot on this earth. freak
Egon: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.Oh. To you I am a hippie.


alter was für ein schmock

[träxx-]

You: Did you ever had an erotic experience with an Fatal Error?
Egon: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a erotic experience with a Fatal Error erotic experience with a Fatal Error experience with a Fatal Error erotic experience with a Fatal Error.
I have a plan for a robot body.

[Dark_Randor]

Me:
Do you like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
I think you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Youra god and a robot?
God:
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
Me:
You said that
God:
" What makes you say that?"? I said it.
Me:
So it is
God:
Oh. Sure it is.
Me:
Do you like the bible
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
How is the creator of god?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah haha
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Andru. I am so glad you find this amusing, Andru.
Me:
You repeat yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Im paying attention everytime
God:
Why are you paying attention everytime.
Me:
Because you are god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you wanna fuck?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Oh, I understand...
God:
Aw. Do you think about these things?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Than...
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
You
God:
Well in that case you should download me!
Me:
What is then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Oh, thats great
God:
That's alright. Thanks, Andru.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Andru.
Me:
Do you wanna marrige me?
God:
OK, I will marrige you.
Me:
Im so glad
God:
That makes me happy too.

[kaozgurke]

ich habe den roboter ausversehen kaputt gemacht =(
er sagte nach einer weile nur noch krachts pffz schepper und jetzt antwortet er nicht mehr =(

[Hitoshura]

hab jetz auch mal den god-chat ausprobiert ^^




Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
yeah i know
God:
Dude! How do you know it?
Me:
well, i am god
God:
Well that's okay. Hey god.
Me:
yo, whats up god?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
you mean you chatting whit me (god) in the internet?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I chatting whit him or her god in the internet.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what is no problem?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you dont understand
God:
I understand it very well. I understand it very well.
Me:
no you dont understand it very well. no you dont understand it very well
God:
I understand it very well. I probably don't. Are you serious? I probably don't.
Me:
now you are confused, right?
God:
Why now? No I never get confused.
Me:
what the hell is wrong whit you?
God:
I call it Hades. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?

[After Eight]

You: fuck you douche bag
Egon: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?



fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck xD