[Fun-] Bilder, Links, Tests, Spiele und Witze

[HanFred]

[johndoe1703458]

Wenn wir schonmal bei imgur-Kommentaren sind:
http://imgur.com/gallery/x48rIW6

Beim Topkommentar musste ich laut loslachen.

[johndoe1238056]

Ich habe gerade das seltsamste Vorwort meines Lebens gelesen.

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Very Grimm Fairy Tales is a book—of that there is no doubt.
There are pages and a cover and binding. There are also words ar-
ranged into sentences and paragraphs. Some of the words are bigger than
others, but that’s to be expected. It is also a very good book which I enjoyed
very much. Or, at least I might have if I’d read it, which I haven’t. I did try,
but to be honest, I didn’t get very far. It just didn’t grab my attention. I told
the publishers that, but they didn’t seem to care. “As long as we can use your
name,” they said. I guess I’m supposed to lend credibility. Why would I do
this? Because they gave me money. Not a lot of money, but enough. After
all, the humanities don’t pay very well, even for someone like myself who’s
spent thirty years doing research and teaching students. I still make less than
my plumber and I know this as a fact, for my entire income last year went
into upgrading the pipes in my small house. If I taught law or business or
engineering, then it would be a different story. Then it would be, “Could we
give you some more money, Reginald?” That’s what universities have come
to. It used to be you went to university for an education; now they just train
you to be a monkey. But surprisingly, this is not without precedent. The an-
cient Mi Mi people of southeast West North Africa have a story about a ga-
zelle that raced an ant while the great god Bue Sae Blop pushed the sun into
the rear of a camel—a story which has many fascinating parallels. I would
refer you to my eight-hundred-page paper on the subject: The Fascinating
Parallels Between the Story of the Gazelle That Raced an Ant While the Great
God Bue Sae Blop Pushed the Sun into the Rear of a Camel and the Current
State of Higher Education with an Intense Examination of Symbols Both Real
and Imaginary. Do bankers and lawyers know about this legend? I think not.
That is why people need to study the human spirit, not how to make robots
or money, or how to sue people.
And, yes, the ant won the race, for the gazelle was burned by the
camel’s ass! See how exciting the study of mythology can be!
I think I am off-topic.
Anyway, you probably won’t enjoy this book. At least I got paid.
Prof. Reginald Swank.

[Gast]

Demnächst erhältlich:

THE CUDDLIEST KROGAN
A soft, bloodthirsty super-soldier to protect you from the Reapers under your bed. Sure, there's the yearning for destruction and battle in his little eyes, but you can't deny that he's the most huggable thing this side of the galaxy.

http://sanshee.com/products/grunt-collectors-plush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwqySuuTxY

[NomDeGuerre]

Damals, als Kinder noch Männer waren.

[johndoe1740845]

[NoCrySoN]

Autsch....dafür immer wieder erstaunlich, zu was die Medizin heutzutage im Stande ist.
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/gesellsc ... 96808.html

[Gast]

"Sunspring" ist ein Science-Fiction-Kurzfilm. Science und weniger Fiction daran ist nun, dass Drehbuch samt Titelmusik nicht von einem Menschen geschrieben wurden:

http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2 ... ly-moving/

[johndoe1544206]

ich muss mehr RTL2 schauen, da gibts Qualität

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mlmXV1rUtQ

[Scorcher24_]

Wie schmeckt Tripper denn?

[Temeter]

Schadenfreude-time:

Gawker Media filed for bankruptcy Friday and the company will be put up for auction after a judge ruled that a $140 million jury judgment against it in a costly legal battle with former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan would stand.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/gawker-decl ... 1465578030

[Scorcher24_]

Gamers: Am Leben
Gawker: Tot
Tja.. wer zuletzt lacht und so, Nick Denton.

Mega Thread auf KiA mit mehr Infos:
https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction ... ankruptcy/

[Zero Enna]

Schadenfreude-time:

Gawker Media filed for bankruptcy Friday and the company will be put up for auction after a judge ruled that a $140 million jury judgment against it in a costly legal battle with former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan would stand.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/gawker-decl ... 1465578030

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[Temeter]

CSGO Cheater Art

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Oh, bis dahin bin ich vor lachen gar nicht mehr gekommen.

[Scorcher24_]

http://archive.is/voU2C