Chattet mit Fremden! Jeez ZOMG

[Silver]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

steht da jetzt immer

[Suppression]

Ich muss das hier mal wieder rausholen, weil ich eine epische Unterhaltung hatte:

You: Ok, here's the plan
You: You take out the guard, while mikey here steals the plans for the tesla cannon
You: I'm gonna give you instructions from above
Stranger: alright
You: But watch the dogs
Stranger: oh great
You: Theyre deadly cute
Stranger: you know i hate dogs
Stranger: oh what?
Stranger: cute?
Stranger: how am i gonna kill them if they are cute?
You: Use your killerkittens
Stranger: alright
You: and be prepared to meet the babyseals
You: holy shit
You: they're dangerous
Stranger: don't worry i brought my club
You: good
You: very good
You: but then you gotta deal with Peta
You: damn
Stranger: god damnit
Stranger: does Peta know we're here?
You: I don't think so... but they've got spies everywhere
You: Damn
You: Crazy bastards
You: They could be watching me right now
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm letting you know now, i'm not actually Stranger
Stranger: and you've just spilled
You: Oh shit
Stranger: *pushes alarm*
You: Gotta log off, leave the country.
You: Kiss goodbye to my girl
You: Damn you peta!
You: You made me do this
Stranger: muahaahaa
Stranger: i wouldn't i was you
Stranger: your girl is currently being held somewhere in columbia
You: Ok, time for a tactical nuke
You: I'm gonna call the president
Stranger: and nuke columbia?
You: Damn yeah
Stranger: but your girl is there
You: Nah, she surely got away with some good-looking columbian rebel
You: so I'm gonna nuke her too
Stranger: damnit you're right
Stranger: what a bitch
You: she sure is
You: but damn those handsome rebels too
Stranger: fuck it man, i got a laser tracking device
Stranger: we can't track her and then SHOOP DA WOOOOOOP
You: Hell yeah!
You: Pew pew
Stranger: lazer!
You: haha
You: Ok, i'm signin' off
Stranger: alright man
Stranger: see ya
You: bye
Stranger: it's been lol
You: definitely
You: Bye

[johndoe478604#4]

You: Nah, she surely got away with some good-looking columbian rebel

Good-looking columbian? Hab' ich was verpasst?

[Suppression]

You: Nah, she surely got away with some good-looking columbian rebel

Good-looking columbian? Hab' ich was verpasst?

Aber ja, Rebellen schauen immer gut aus, das ist ein Naturgesetz

[lizard_king]

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You: hi
Stranger: HI\
You: whats up?
Stranger: ??
You: whats going on?!
You: uuh i see... bored to death!
You: its allready smelling very weird here
You: ... rats all over the floor!
Stranger: = =!!!
You: thats really disgusting!
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ich kann halt keine normalen konversationen führen

[lizard_king]

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Stranger: hey! who is that sexy?
You: ... eh me
Stranger: m or f?
You: yeah. im sure! you must mean me!
You: m
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treiben sich auch nur idoten um die zeit da rum

[Sam Flower]

Ich glaub der hatte kein Ineresse an Deutschland...

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: we should take over germany
Stranger: and ur from/
Stranger: ?
You: germany
Stranger: that makes sense
You: yeah
You: you know,
Stranger: know what?
You: our el presidente is a fat cow which is called "Angie Merkel
Stranger: lol didn't know that but thanks for the info
You: please
You: where are you from
Stranger: australia
You: wow
You: so far...
Stranger: yep
You: so do you got a tank so we can drive into the "Reichstag"?
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[lizard_king]

das kenn ich.

what youre a fucking german?!


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[Sam Flower]

Ich meint eigentlich was anderes... Les dir die Konversation mal durch.

[Sam Flower]

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You: h
You: i
Stranger: heyy
You: ...
Stranger: female, 19, US lingerie model for agent provocateur and my shoot is out in 2 weeks
You: nice
You: could i get a pic?
Stranger: no, soz
You: youre not a model so...
Stranger: none up yet
Stranger: and the only one up is reaalllyy embarassing
You: oh i wanna see it please...
You:
Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: no!
You: please?
Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: no
You: please?
Stranger: no!
You: please?
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Das Ende war irgendwie total EPIC!


EDIT:

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You: hi
Stranger: Luulet että poltetun talon kohdalle kasvaa uutta elämää
Luulet että vajonneet sillat nousevat joesta ajan myötä uudelleen
Luulet että kotisi on linnasi eikä muurisi ikinä murru
Luulet että ketjut pitävät, luulet voivasi unohtaa

You: o ok
Stranger:
Stranger: suomalainen?
You: Somalia? YES
I wannabe a pirate!
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I WANNABE A PIRATE!

[codemaster-x]

ich find wenn man mal einen normalen konversationspartner hat ist omegle ne echt lustige sache

[mikina]

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Stranger: hi
You: do you already know that you are dead
You: you died yesterday
You: and all is youre imagination
Stranger: no
Stranger: hahaha
You: really
You: you think you are dead
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how i died
You: cuz you r dead
Stranger: ?
You: i dont know
Stranger: how did you know ?
You: im just a produckt of you imagination
You: you dont know that youre dead
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what i should do now ?
You: but your subconscious knows
You: and i am a product of it
You: i wanna tell you whats best for you
Stranger: ok ?
You: you gotta believe that youre dead
You: if you dont you gonna end up lifing in your imagination
You: *lving
You: **living
Stranger: i want live this imagination
Stranger: this is good
You: yes, but if you dont know it, you think it is real
Stranger: what happens if i believe that i am dead ?
You: so you will always live your normal life
You: you must find out
You: maybe you finally live in paradise
You: maybe you can do supernatural things in this life/death
Stranger: do you believe god ?
You: i dont know
You: i am you
You: do you understand
You: you imagine all
Stranger: yes
You: what is goin on right now
You: so i come from yourself
You: and i believe in god as much as you do
Stranger: what i should do that i believe that im dead ?
You: YOu just gotta reall believe it
Stranger: i dont believe that, because i feel everything
You: yeah you imagine it
You: in your dreams you could feel anything too, couldnt you
Stranger: if you are me, you know how i died
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: how shall i know
Stranger: why ?
You: you dont know it
You: why shall i
Stranger: if you are me ?
You: but it cant be something to painful
You: if it would you would have remembered
Stranger: i wanna know then i can remember
You: i dont know it either
Stranger: i dont remember how i died, im living person innormallive. i sont want to believe that i am dead
You: you cant decide if you want to believe
You: either you believe it or not
You: but ithink it would have great advantages to believe
Stranger: what happens then when i believe it ?
Stranger: nothing
You: I dont know
You: if you believe you can imagine you fly
You: and you fly
Stranger: why you are talking on this computer, and now ?
Stranger: why yesterday ?
You: i dont know why
You: i am your subconscious and it just now came up with this idea
Stranger: what happens if i disconnect this coversation ?
Stranger: if you are me why you speak english ? XD
You: i gotta ask that you my friend
You: you made me
You: if you believe and nothing happens you may think i fooled you
Stranger: if you are in my subconscious mind you know where i life ?
You: and that is like that if nothing happens but if something happens
Stranger: where i life ?
You: why should i know
You: i am just a man inveted by you
Stranger: if u are me ?
You: i dont know thinks about you
You: im not you
You: im invented by you
Stranger: what u know about me ?
You: nuffn
Stranger: moi, mitä kuuluu ?
Stranger: oonko oikeesti kuollut
Stranger: that is finish
You: finnish?
Stranger: what it means ?
You: dunno
You: you dont understand my point, do you
Stranger: now, sorry. expalain me harder
Stranger: then i get it
You: well i dont know cause i am not you
You: i am invented by you
You: and i have things from your subconsciousness
Stranger: ok, believe that i dead. why i cant fly now ?
You: you dont
Stranger: nothing happens ?
You: you cant just say i believe
Stranger: i said many times
You: i feel that you dont
You: you cant just say it if you dont mean it
You: you REALLY gotta believe it
Stranger: how i got tto believe that if somebody come talk to me omegle ?
Stranger: why living person face to face can tell me that
Stranger: or msn
Stranger: mail
Stranger: hey ? where are u ?
Stranger: there is someone ? you ?
You: im at a friends
Stranger: what u do to me ?
You: ?
Stranger: i feel dizzy
You: do you believe?
Stranger: i dont know, but i feel something so bad...
Stranger: all over
You: strange
Stranger: is this somethind candy camera thing, because there are some guys in my fucking house
You: whut?
Stranger: police will track you !
Stranger: if i get hurt
You: what the f...
Stranger: fuck, you fucking... if those guys harm me my family will fin you
You: yeah
Stranger: find
You: over omegle
Stranger: yes, this is shit. his is not reAL. you know me and where i live. and you send on my house some guys.
You: exactly
Stranger: they jus stand there
Stranger: creepy
You: i know
Stranger: why
Stranger: ?
You: you gotta find out on yourself
Stranger: i dont believe that im dead, and if you are some my idiot friend that you fool me.
You: what?
Stranger: and send on my fucking house four guys. i will go to the police
Stranger: really, this i not anymore funn
Stranger: stop please
You: what shall i stop
You: they dont harm you
Stranger: you send those guys away. if they go near mem i kill myself
Stranger: i kill my self i they dont go
Stranger: im so scared
You: they wont harm you
You: i promise
Stranger: what are those ?
Stranger: these dont look like normal human
You: think
Stranger: please, help me
You: what are they doing
Stranger: they are comming
You: nothing
Stranger: theys eyes are red
Stranger: omg jesus help me olease
You: YES
You: YES
Stranger: please
You: I waited all my life for it
You: YOur finally gonna die
You: YES
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: they disapeard.
You: I wawhat?
Stranger: vanished
You: look aroud you
You: where are you
Stranger: you are satan
Stranger: god will help me
Stranger: always
You: Where are you?
Stranger: im am my home on my room
You: look in the mirror
You: do ou still look the same
Stranger: how did you know ?
You: what do you see?
Stranger: myself
Stranger: aura
You: really?

[Cosii]

You: hi, i'm a sexual frustrated computer nerd
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[Torreto]

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Stranger: hey asl?
You: what's asl ?
Stranger: age
Stranger: from m or f
You: 22 f
Stranger: ooh kl
Stranger: where from
You: germany
Stranger: im 17 m english
Stranger: you horny?
You: yes
Stranger: you got msn cos you can strip on there for me with webcam
You: sorry i didn't have a webcam
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Aber mal ehrlich, gibt es dort nur solche Idioten, die Cybersex suchen ??
Das war jetzt schon der dritte in Folge, bei dem das Gespräch ähnlich abgelaufen ist...
Ist zwar irgendiwe witzig, aber nervt ganzschön -.-
Naja, ich versuche mal mein Glück, einen normalen User zu finden.

[DdCno1]

^^ Jeder 10. bis 15. User taugt zu einer längeren, wie auch immer gearteten Unterhaltung. Man braucht nur Geduld und Nerven...