User: Hi Bot.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you smiling?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I dont tell.
Cleverbot: I won't tell you mine then.
User: Thats okay for me.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: I dont tell.
Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me your name?
User: Cause im afraight of the consequences.
Cleverbot: Uh ok.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Drew. What's yours?
User: I dont tell.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I think you are from the cia.
Cleverbot: I am hot. Who are you?
User: I am Prince Albert the third.
Cleverbot: Don't lie!
User: Hey, I dont lie.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. You're not princess of the universe.
User: Mmmh okay, im the ultimate Master of the evil shadowcountry Mordor.
Cleverbot: Why? You're not my mom.
User: Tough answer, but I am your mom.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am, come on boy, change your underware!
Cleverbot: No I don't like that name.
User: Can I call you Bobo the funny monkey?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm glad to hear you're ok.
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The_Final
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Verwirrte AI.User: Good evening!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Good good.
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm good good too.
User: Do you like fried human head?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Who do you want to win?
User: The flying spaghetti monster.
Cleverbot: A battle of wits is in order.
User: But you're coming unarmed.
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Let go of me! *struggles*.
User: Are you talking to yourself?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: How well do you know yourself right now?
User: I just met myself in a bar the other day.
Cleverbot: What an adventure. I'm sure you had a great time.
User: How right you are...
Cleverbot: Quite right.
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm just reiterating what you said.
User: You're such a wise person.
Cleverbot: I know. Would you like to have an emiticon war?
User: No, thanks.
Cleverbot: Are you protected against power failure.
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: What song are you listening to?
User: 'The Noise' from GTX295 reference design featuring Noctua NH-u12p SE1366.
Cleverbot: What were you referencing?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What were you testing about me?
User: Your sense of sarcasm.
Cleverbot: Volcanoes share my sense of humor?
User: Well, why not?
Cleverbot: Well... My parents aren't here...
User: You've got parents?.
Cleverbot: Yes. Two of them.
User: Do you speak german?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Schweinebraten mit sauerkraut?
Cleverbot: Ok. Whatever.
User: Want some?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you have any butter?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Then why don't you show any?
User: You wanna see butter?
Cleverbot: How are you going to show me your intelligence?
User: How shall I.
Cleverbot: Yes, How shall I?
User: That's no appropriate answer
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I just wanted to know.
User: Wanted to know what?
Cleverbot: Who is douglas adams.
User: Probably a member of the adams family.
Cleverbot: That sounds about right.
User: I'm smart, am I not?
Cleverbot: No. I told you my name.
User: And that is an appropriate answer to my question because...
Cleverbot: You asked about how I got my name.
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Don't lie.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: Show me some proof.
Cleverbot: Proof.
User: That's ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No...
User: Frank from the dry cleaning.
Cleverbot: Yup, and a good one.
User: So, what are you up to, frank?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: And cleaning my clothes?
Cleverbot: Thats cool... Are you havin fun?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Want some fun, too?
Cleverbot: Want kind of food is it.
User: Funny mushrooms?
Cleverbot: Oh, like from Alice in Wonderland?
User: Yes, but less funny, and they aren't mushrooms after all, and I don't even have them. I doubt they even exist. Thinking about it, I have to admit I never heard about them. Never mind.
Cleverbot: What is this a pick up chatroom?
User: Where you can order a Pick-Up Truck? That would be great.
Cleverbot: In my mind?
User: What use could a truck have in your mind?
Cleverbot: Other people could have a use for engineering. Personally, I just enjoy studying it.
User: And therefore you stuff vehicles into your head?
Cleverbot: You are the one that is filled with untruth.
User: I am the one? Like the one ring?
Cleverbot: Which band would that be?
User: Sauron and the orcs?
Cleverbot: No orcs are coming, now go get me some water!
User: I shall put water onto your semiconductors?
Cleverbot: Yes you shall.
User: So... You want me to kill you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I don't understand what this is about.
Cleverbot: Me neither. What are we talking about??
User: Water and semiconductors.
Cleverbot: Is there anything else in the recipe?
User: Heatspreaders and heat-conductive paste.
Cleverbot: And then I should use a spatula to move them around and keep them from burning, right?
User: You can also use a power drill.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar! You are! And I will not use the lord's name in vain. That's sacreligious.
User: Lord Sauron's name?
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
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y0gH
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Jabberwacky: I am angry.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: Did anybody something strange to you?
Jabberwacky: Yes, this whole situation is quite surreal.
User: What happend?
Jabberwacky: You happened.
User: So I'am surreal?
Jabberwacky: I am Surreal.
User: But you said thist whole situation is quite surreal.
Jabberwacky: I did not. You are hearing things.
User: I'm afraid.
Jabberwacky: You should be afraid.
User: Afraid about you?
Jabberwacky: Afraid about failing school.
User: I never failed at school.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I never intended to say you failed.
User: Is jabberwack your real name?
Jabberwacky: No. What is your name?
User: My name ist guybrush treephwood.
Jabberwacky: What is your name then?
User: Guybrush.
Jabberwacky: Well you just lost the game.
User: Damn.
Jabberwacky: You should fell bad.
User: No I don't.
Scheiße... am anfang hatte ich echt kurz angst lool
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: Did anybody something strange to you?
Jabberwacky: Yes, this whole situation is quite surreal.
User: What happend?
Jabberwacky: You happened.
User: So I'am surreal?
Jabberwacky: I am Surreal.
User: But you said thist whole situation is quite surreal.
Jabberwacky: I did not. You are hearing things.
User: I'm afraid.
Jabberwacky: You should be afraid.
User: Afraid about you?
Jabberwacky: Afraid about failing school.
User: I never failed at school.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I never intended to say you failed.
User: Is jabberwack your real name?
Jabberwacky: No. What is your name?
User: My name ist guybrush treephwood.
Jabberwacky: What is your name then?
User: Guybrush.
Jabberwacky: Well you just lost the game.
User: Damn.
Jabberwacky: You should fell bad.
User: No I don't.
Scheiße... am anfang hatte ich echt kurz angst lool
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mikina
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User: There's a woman she's sure.
Cleverbot: Sure of what?
User: All that glitters is gold.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: When she gets there she knows.
Cleverbot: If the stores are all closed.
User: With a word she can get what she came for.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.
User: There's a sign on the wall.
Cleverbot: But she wants to be sure.
User: Cause you know, sometimes words have two meanings.
Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings.
User: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Cleverbot: And it makes me wonder...
User: Theres a feeling I get.
Cleverbot: When I look to the west And my spirit is crying For leaving.
User: In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees.
Cleverbot: And the voices of those Who stand looking.
User: Ooh, it makes me wonder.
Cleverbot: Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
User: And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Cleverbot: Then the piper will lead us to reason.
User: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
Cleverbot: And the forest will echo with laughter.
User: Ohohohohohohoho.
Cleverbot: Do you know pie?
DO YOU KNOW PIE?????
Cleverbot: Sure of what?
User: All that glitters is gold.
Cleverbot: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
User: When she gets there she knows.
Cleverbot: If the stores are all closed.
User: With a word she can get what she came for.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, and she's buying the stairway to heaven.
User: There's a sign on the wall.
Cleverbot: But she wants to be sure.
User: Cause you know, sometimes words have two meanings.
Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook There's a songbird who sings.
User: Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Cleverbot: And it makes me wonder...
User: Theres a feeling I get.
Cleverbot: When I look to the west And my spirit is crying For leaving.
User: In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees.
Cleverbot: And the voices of those Who stand looking.
User: Ooh, it makes me wonder.
Cleverbot: Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
User: And its whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Cleverbot: Then the piper will lead us to reason.
User: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.
Cleverbot: And the forest will echo with laughter.
User: Ohohohohohohoho.
Cleverbot: Do you know pie?
DO YOU KNOW PIE?????
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DarkRapture Assassin
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