Legendary quotes....

[Eirulan]

640 KByte should be enough for everyone! (Bill Gates, 1981)

"Das Internet ist eine Spielerei für Computerfreaks, wir sehen darin keine Zukunft." (Ron Sommer, Anfang der 90er)

"Es gibt meiner Einschätzung nach lediglich einen Weltmarkt für 5 Computer."
- Zitat des IBM-Chefs, Anfang der 50er Jahre

"Die weltweite Nachfrage nach Kraftfahrzeugen wird eine Million nicht überschreiten – allein schon aus Mangel an verfügbaren Chauffeuren." (Gottlieb Daimler, 1901)

[TheLizardDude]

postal 2 (postal dude quotes)


Memorable quotes for
Postal 2 (2002) (VG) More at IMDbPro »
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The Postal Dude: Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude: [Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store] Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
The Postal Guy: Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude: Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
The Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.
The Postal Dude: [after putting on Police Uniform] I am The Law
The Postal Dude: Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude: You probably think I'm not a nice person...
The Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill racists equally...
The Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.
The Postal Dude: [at the end of the game] Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife: Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude: D'oh!
[gunshot]
The Postal Dude: [after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper] Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain a such crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude: [shoots someone] That one's for your mother!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for the Pope!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude: That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!
[shoots someone else]
The Postal Dude: That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!
[shoots last person, bells ring]
The Postal Dude: That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude: I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude: Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude: [being arrested] Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, just cuff me already, big man!
The Postal Dude: [after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop] Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude: Ow, right in the stuff.
The Postal Dude: I regret nothing.

[Sarrus MacMannus]

Lauft! LAUFT UM EUER LEBEN !!!!!!!
Der Berater bei Empire : TW bei feindlicher Übermacht

[TazzDingo]

Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

[Unrockstar007]

This is your last dance, Lance Vance

GTA Vice City - ich fand ihn Klasse!

[=paradoX=]

This is your last dance, Lance Vance

GTA Vice City - ich fand ihn Klasse!

Meiner Meinung anch war Mister Lance Vance der geilste Nebencharakter den es je bei einem GTA gab. Dicht gefolgt von Little Jacob.
One Love Rasta

[Melcor]

@Lizard: yay!


Postal Apocalypse Weekend



[Nach dem Aufwachen im Krankenhaus]:

"I better still have both kidneys, Dr. Mangela!"

[Sieht Karten auf dem Tisch]

"Oh, 'get well' cards... and i've only been here over night. Let's see...

'Get well soon. PS: We're repossessing your trailer, signed acme repossessers'.

Hm,

'We hope you'll soon be through this troubled time and back on road to happyness and health! PS: Unless you pay your out standing licence fee, Champ will be put to sleep tomorrow night. Love the pound.'

And last but not least:

'You should only die! I'm moving back in with mother! Signed, your hateful wife!'

Oh well, at least the news isn't all bad."

[seph`]

EUER VOLK HUNGERT

Na, wer kennts noch ?

[LILShady]

entweeder age of empires 1 oder siedler 5?
oder wars doch black and white oO ich glaub da hab ich sowas auch schon ma gehört

[TazzDingo]

black and white war "tot!"

[Pyoro-2]

Für mich hört sich das nach Anno 1602 an.

"Knowledge is power. Hide it well"
Zwar voll geklaut, aber die Dawn of War Sprüche sind nett

[johndoe460366]

EUER VOLK HUNGERT

Das ging mir bei Black & White dermaßen auf den Keks, dass ich mein Volk binnen kürzester Zeit quer über den Kontinent geschleudert hatte. >_>

[-Keule-]

I am error.

[träxx-]

EUER VOLK HUNGERT

Das ging mir bei Black & White dermaßen auf den Keks, dass ich mein Volk binnen kürzester Zeit quer über den Kontinent geschleudert hatte. >_>

Ich bin nicht allein! Gut...

[Oynox]

I killed people, smuggled people, sold people...

...One Love Rasta
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